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Song Parodies -> "The Arab Touch"

Original Song Title:

"The Bad Touch"

Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The Arab Touch"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

This song was originally called "The Camel Love Song." It is "The Bad Touch" rewritten as a love song for a Camel. Ewww...thats nasty.
sweat baby sweat baby
the desert life is so exausting
but do you know the kind of stuff
that only camels think about
just put your hands down my back
and I bet you'll feel humps
I'm not ali baba or alladin
so I'm giving this life up
I've had enough of Arabian Nights
It's really rough and way too tough
I want cool weather and fast food
just like waffel house bacon
magic sound effects what'll happen next
gonna spit like a dirty llama
and I'll rise an hour early
just before the sun does (do it know)

you and me baby aint nothin' but camels
so let's do it like they do on the arabian channel
you and me baby aint nothin' but camels
so let's do it like they do on the arabian channel
(gettin' boney now)

Mud you know the kind that you get stuck in
like the lost catacombs of Egypt
let's go ride into the sunset
heiroglyphics let me be specific
It's almost 108 degrees but the motion of the south wind
may even raise the heat
if it gets so hot that I might die
will you rub my magic lamp
please turn me on I'm like a genie
I will grant your every wish
so let's go fly on a carpet ride
cool time let's love just like Jafar
we can do just what we want
if we move to texas (do it now)

repeat chorus

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Lee Rasiel - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
But I like Arabs because I like Aladdin

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