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Song Parodies -> "Burrito"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Burrito"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

You thought foreplay with cars was bad, here it is with food. And please excuse my occasional knocks on R. Kelly, I just have to poke fun at his "lyrical skills". As for the preview for the remix, I didn't write that at the end b/c their is no remix to my song as of yet. ENJOI!
(Spoken)
You remind me of eating...I just love the way it tastes

(Girl please) Let me stick my beef in your burrito baby
So I can get this thing cooking and get eating baby
See I'll turn the oven up to 180 so it's okay
Girl I won't stop 'til it's getting tasty
So get your fork 'cause you might be hungry baby
Now dim the lights and check out all my luncheons baby
Girl, grab some pepper and make it spicy baby
Honey how many times am I gon' say the word baby

(Hook)
'Cause we all fixin' to eat, we fogging up the kitchen
We got the menu up, we all eat us a snack
We got this shaker bouncin', use spice in large amounts
And we eatin' and we drinkin' just a piggin' it out

Choke this down once I get some pretzels baby
And I'm about to feed you food that makes you go baby
Guarantee you I'm about to give you flavor baby
And we hope that it won't give you some gas baby
It's like (WOOOO!) You smell baby
And let me add a couple pounds to your trunk baby
So get your fork 'cause you might be hungry baby
Girl how many times am I gon' say the word baby

(Hook)

Now eat all night 'cause I'm about to get fatter baby
Girl you're dealing with an Iron Chef for real baby
So tell me would you like a bread stick baby?
You be screaming for them appetizers quick baby
So braces help keep you from eating baby
And when you take 'em off we can eat all night baby
So get your fork 'cause you might be hungry baby
Girl how many times am I gon' say the word baby

(Hook) x 2

(Bridge)
When I hear you say
(Collar Greens) I'm-a cook
(Pinto Beans) Cook it slow
(Peachy keen) I'm-a serve it
When I hear you say
(Chicken Wings) Go to Popeye's
(Onion Rings) Burger King
Have a picnic in the park
When you say
(Collar Greens) I'm-a cook
(Pinto Beans) Cook it slow
(Peachy keen) I'm-a serve it
(Chicken Wings) Go to Popeye's
(Onion Rings) Burger King
But girl don't spill it in my car

(Hook)

Now let me see you pig out, pig out, pig out...
(Repeat until everyone gets annoyed)

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