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Song Parodies -> "Diary of a Batman"

Original Song Title:

"Diary of a Madman"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osborne

Parody Song Title:

"Diary of a Batman"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

What I have done here is taken one of Ozzy's eerie power ballads about going mentally insane and transformed it into a goofy look at Gotham City through the eyes of Batman himself.
Swinging out the window
Watch me die another day
Criminal situations
Which proves crime just doesn't pay
Insanity now it's beyond me
Fighting crime

Diary of a Batman
Solving crimes again today
Help stop the confusion
Dear diary, my name's Bruce Wayne

Maniac villains attack me
The joker's boys
Insanity now it's beyond me
Fighting crime

A sickened crime syndicate
The Scarecrow tells me lies
Could I mistake the Riddler
For some other guy
Millions of evil souls
March to a different beat
The villains try to get out
Gotham's Asylum scene

(Guitar Interlude)

Evil isn't harmless
Beating them's a living hell
Can I ask for Robin?
To help me put these guys back in jail
Enemies fill up the jail cells
All from me
Monday I'll be rich and famous
'Til they get free

(Guitar and Choir Outro)

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