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Song Parodies -> "Flatulate"

Original Song Title:

"Suffocate"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cold

Parody Song Title:

"Flatulate"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

Upon realizing I didn't have a parody about chicks farting, I had to set out to right these wrongs. THE SCENARIO: A guy falls in love with a girl, but must end the relationship when he finds that she openly farts. lol...enjoy.
I could smell every f**king thing she ate
Throw up in her face
I tried not to stare
I still remember when she looked at me
That look upon my face
Pretend like I don't hear
I packed all up my bags of things and said
I need to leave oh please
So strange the way I feel
This cloud that always hovers next to her
I'm leaving you today
'Cause now I see

(Chorus)
Flatulate, I suffocate
And I taste (you taste)
What you ate (what I ate)
Flatuate, you flatuate
You always break (break wind)
You Need Bean-o (bean-o)

I could tell every f**king thing you ate
It blew me away
I tried not to stare
I could point all the odors out to you
Nasty I might say
Nasty, don't get near
This cloud that always hovers next to her
I'm leaving you today
'Cause now I see

(Chorus x2)

I'll get far away from you (you're always far away)
I never thought I'd feel this way (feel this way)
You're such a freak it's true
I can't believe the things you do
I'll run away from you
I never thought I'd feel this way

(Chorus)


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Overall Rating: 5.0

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jesse - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked the poem or song what ever it was i gave it a 8 outta 10 and id like to say something else womens farts smell worst then mens its the fact that they do that make u sick like u might be making love and all f a sudon you feel a vibration and look down and she is smileing like she won the f***ing lottery :( later
John - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
you did this perfectly, I love the way you even made up lyrics for thepart the Sierra sings

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