Chorus:
The Poop, The Poop, The Poop is on Fire (x3)
We Don't Need To Knock
Just hit the door bell then we run
Run motherf*cker run

(Verse 1)
Hello my name is Jay Mystery and I'm a dumb white guy
I know I may be old but I still pull pranks like junior high
I don't know mofo if ya'll peeps have done it
But I'm pretty sure you have
Yeah, I can take the heat cause that just can't be beat
It'll always make me laugh
Because I'm dumber, what do you know?
Not hard to see I'm a funny guy
I'm just like the place Uranus
I'm an a** don't ask me why
I'm kind of like Han Solo, though I'm only just a rookie
I'm a joker just like Fozzy but I'm hairy like the Wookie

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
Yo, yo
This hardcore bimbo prankster image takes a lot of practice
'Cause the guy across the street gets drunk and tries to kick our a**es
So if I get high or feel real dumb then I might just act like Jackass
This donkey's gone to heaven
But if I die tonight from lighting poop on fire again
Then I'll probably burn in hell because I'm living in my sin
And some complain that doodie stains have ruined their shoes or ruined their lives
But Adam Sandler taught me this trick and he's the Anti-Christ

(Chorus)

Everybody here we go
(Whoop whoop) C'mon party people
(Whoop whoop) See this poo right here?
(Whoop whoop) C'mon party people
(Whoop whoop) Light it on fire
(Whoop whoop) C'mon party people
(Whoop whoop) Place in front of the door
(Whoop whoop) Run, you whore!
(Repeat x3, Fades)