Song Parodies -> Fake Boobs

Original Song Title:

"She's Gonna Break Soon"

Original Performer:

Less Than Jake

  
Parody Song Title:

"Fake Boobs"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

After a long and well deserved break (it's a long story...dont ask), the G has returned with his parody of Ska-Punkers Less Than Jake in a tale of a girl getting plastic surgery for hopes of exceptance. And somehow i made that theme seem pretty funny.
She's getting fake boobs
Getting fake boobs
Getting fake boobs (repeat)
So many boys just pass her by
But her new rack might catch their eyes
She's getting fake boobs
Getting fake boobs
They're really fake

Welcome to her busy ditsy life
Of tryin' to find herself a guy
And following all the latest trends
While hitting on all of her friends
Plastic surgeons on the weekends
With fake M.D.'s and fake a** chins to make new friends

(Chorus)

She's been thinkin', wishin' she could buy
A couple pair of nicer thicker thieghs
Even boys in bars on Friday night
Can't get drunk enough to want inside
So she's spending all her weekends
Faking parts and spending paychecks for the men

(Chorus)

they're really fake
yeah, they're really fake
yeah

All the money that you owe
How much more fake can you go
And last night's pretty nose
Won't get you many lovely notes
And it's still been affecting most of you
You brain's turned mostly plastic too
You lost your point of view and now
It's got you messed up, got you messed up
Really messed up you

(chorus)


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