Song Parodies -> Chosen One [Kung Pow!]
| Original Song Title: | "Closing Time" |
| Original Performer: | Semisonic |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chosen One [Kung Pow!]" |
| Parody Written by: | White Mystery |
A parody about the kung fu spoof movie Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist starring Steve Oedekerk (The Thumb Wars guy) as the Chosen One. If you haven't seen it, you should 'cuz it's freakin' hilarious!
Chosen One, Time for you to go out
Go out and train for the world
Chosen One, Turn the heat up
And train 'til you feel you might hurl
Chosen One, There's no time for alcohol
'Cause Tongie gets drunk from your beer
Chosen One, Go out to the waterfall
Betty just ain't here
Chorus 1:
I know Betty wants me on my own
I know Betty wants me on my own
I know Betty wants me on my own
On My Own
Chosen One - Time for you to go out
And seek revenge for you old folks
Chosen One - You just aren't strong enough
'Cause now all of your bones are broke
So gather up your strength and listen to that one chick
The one who only has one breast
Chosen One - Betty is a strong one
He'll put your greatest skills to the test
Chorus 2:
Yeah, I know that one Ling chick wants to bone
I know that one Ling chick wants to bone
I know that one Ling chick wants to bone
She wants to bone
Chosen One - Time for all searching to be finished yeah it will be done....
(Chorus 1 Again)
Chosen One - We knew from the beginning that the Council aliens were French....
Go out and train for the world
Chosen One, Turn the heat up
And train 'til you feel you might hurl
Chosen One, There's no time for alcohol
'Cause Tongie gets drunk from your beer
Chosen One, Go out to the waterfall
Betty just ain't here
Chorus 1:
I know Betty wants me on my own
I know Betty wants me on my own
I know Betty wants me on my own
On My Own
Chosen One - Time for you to go out
And seek revenge for you old folks
Chosen One - You just aren't strong enough
'Cause now all of your bones are broke
So gather up your strength and listen to that one chick
The one who only has one breast
Chosen One - Betty is a strong one
He'll put your greatest skills to the test
Chorus 2:
Yeah, I know that one Ling chick wants to bone
I know that one Ling chick wants to bone
I know that one Ling chick wants to bone
She wants to bone
Chosen One - Time for all searching to be finished yeah it will be done....
(Chorus 1 Again)
Chosen One - We knew from the beginning that the Council aliens were French....
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Haha, wow... that was hilarious lol... I've seen the movie, it's awesome...
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