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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

Track two from "A Very White Mystery Christmas." Aparently, Santa has a nasty drinking problem on the day after Christmas. Here is a detailed account of his DWI.
All aboard!

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of elves delivering toys
Maybe it's not too late
To be really good, and get toys that are great

[Chorus]
Santa Claus is coming
Can't wait 'til Christmas day
'Cause Santa and his elves are in a crazy sleigh
Santa and his elves are in a crazy sleigh

I've listened to Slayer; I've listened to Jewel
I've listened to stuff that most say isn't cool
But nothing compares to that god-awful sound
When Santa chugs eggnog and has a night on the town

[Repeat Chorus]

I know that things are going wrong for him
He's prob'ly gonna crash his sleigh, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

It's really cold out, so he must be dumb
Sipping on Jim Bean, his fingers are numb
Crazy, like he doesn't care
But his habits make Miss Clause wanna rip out her hair

[Repeat Chorus]

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Leah Lockhart - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee hee! Nice mental image...
Jeff Reuben - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Again, good job (I like your choice of original songs =)
Phil Alexander - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I approve of the choice of source song, too: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/ozzyosbourne6.shtml - This one's funny: "When Santa chugs eggnog" indeed...

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