Song Parodies -> Ballad of Steven the Dell Kid
| Original Song Title: | "Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" |
| Original Performer: | Xtc |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ballad of Steven the Dell Kid" |
| Parody Written by: | White Mystery |
If you've seen in the news lately, Steven the spokeskid for Dell computers ("Dude, You're Getting a Dell!") was recently arrested on charges of marijuana possesion. To quote a guy named Cody Bolt (Who is Scott[our drummer]'s stepdad), "Dude, You're Going to Jail!"
Steven the Dell kid came to town
Did commercials that would astound
Dell computer sales through the roof
Then he disappeared in a poof
Chorus:
Now he's been busted for smoking weed
All he ever did was just aim to please
What to say for Steve the Dell Kid
Who'll pray for Steven the Dell Kid?
Steve the Dell kid sold them all
Emptied every store in the mall
And his commercials they would raise the sales
But Steven is locked up in jail
(Chorus)
Steven the Dell Kid put to shame
Threw his whole career down the drain
Couple kilos would slur his speech
Steven merely puffed a couple pointy leafs
(Chorus)
Steven the Dell Kid sold his Dell's
Now he'll spend his life locked in jail
Saw him grinning on my TV
Saying, "Hey, you guys, get yourself a new PC!"
(Chorus)
What to say to Steve the Dell Kid
Who'll pray for Steve the Dell Kid?
What to say for Steven the Dell Kid
Oh my, oh my, oh!
Dell PC's cheap to buy, oh!
Did commercials that would astound
Dell computer sales through the roof
Then he disappeared in a poof
Chorus:
Now he's been busted for smoking weed
All he ever did was just aim to please
What to say for Steve the Dell Kid
Who'll pray for Steven the Dell Kid?
Steve the Dell kid sold them all
Emptied every store in the mall
And his commercials they would raise the sales
But Steven is locked up in jail
(Chorus)
Steven the Dell Kid put to shame
Threw his whole career down the drain
Couple kilos would slur his speech
Steven merely puffed a couple pointy leafs
(Chorus)
Steven the Dell Kid sold his Dell's
Now he'll spend his life locked in jail
Saw him grinning on my TV
Saying, "Hey, you guys, get yourself a new PC!"
(Chorus)
What to say to Steve the Dell Kid
Who'll pray for Steve the Dell Kid?
What to say for Steven the Dell Kid
Oh my, oh my, oh!
Dell PC's cheap to buy, oh!
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