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Song Parodies -> "Points of Authori-TAH"

Original Song Title:

"Points of Authority"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Points of Authori-TAH"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

A parody about Comedy Central's South Park. It also is based upon the episode where Cartman becomes a police officer for a day while Barbady is learning to read as they search for the man molesting all of South Park's chickens. ENJOI!
You'll take a kickin'
Whenever Cartman and his club find a new victim, Searchin' for chickens
Cover up your face
Or you'll be displaced
This hippie's too fast, can't catch his a** (echoes)

You love the way I watch the tube
While taking pleasure in the awful things these children do
You try to take the remote from me
Let's go play kick the baby

You think the show is really wrong (you watch Scooby-Doo)
You leave the room when it comes on (and Stan is a Jew)
You want to ban the show like Kyle's mom (she was a b****)
But wind up in hell just like Sadaam (you act like you're two)

I love Hanky the Christmas Poo
And watching Jesus beat up Santa Clause is funny too
You try to take the remote from me
Let's go play kick the baby



(Chorus x2)

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

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Jeremiah McGlothin - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good, but Stan wasn't the Jew. That was Kyle, otherwise good parody.
Bobert funnyman - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey dude this parody has some KICK ASS lines in it like gold. "You leave the room when it comes on" " While taking pleasure in the awful things these children do". It killed me when youd put in some of beat lines. But u gave me an idea to write a south park song so thanx for that. nice!!

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