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Song Parodies -> "The Job Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Fight Song"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"The Job Song"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

Nothing like a goth-rock ode to the king of minimum wage jobs, flipping hamburger patties at the Burger King. This is the first and prolly the only time you will ever hear the words "Marilyn Manson" and "Fry Cook" in the same senetence.
Nothing suffocates you more than the flipping of patties for minimum wage
And weekly paychecks are small and useless but it's them I need just to survive

I'm not a slave to a job that pays me 65 cents
I'm not a slave to a boss that treats me like I'm s***

And when we cook good, it's really nice
But when we cook bad, my check gets behind

Cook, cook, cook, cook

Never grow up to be a big rock star flipping patties at a drive-thru place
Just take requests ask for coupons and say would you like fries with that



Sir would like some ketchup please (x3)
And how about a side of onion rings

(Chorus x2)

Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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God - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
tictacs941 - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Ding! fries ready!
King Nigger Of Penis Land - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I like this video it shows a donkey dancing in underware I take it totally seriously and you should too!

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