Nothing suffocates you more than the flipping of patties for minimum wage
And weekly paychecks are small and useless but it's them I need just to survive

Chorus:
I'm not a slave to a job that pays me 65 cents
I'm not a slave to a boss that treats me like I'm s***

Bridge:
And when we cook good, it's really nice
But when we cook bad, my check gets behind

Cook, cook, cook, cook

Never grow up to be a big rock star flipping patties at a drive-thru place
Just take requests ask for coupons and say would you like fries with that

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

Sir would like some ketchup please (x3)
And how about a side of onion rings

(Chorus x2)

Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook