You like the stuff, Know what I mean
The low-fat subs with lots of green
You start to sweat; your body shakes
Another sub is what it takes
You can't sleep until you eat
You get a sub and dig in deep
This place is tight; you love to eat
Another hit is all you need

Chorus:
Whoa, you eat the subs wheat or white 'til you're stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts you know you can't get enough
You're on the Jared diet; you're addicted to subs

You see the signs for Fire House
You stop the car, and you get out
You have to eat its luncheon time
Another bite and you'll be mine
You say you're fine
You can't be saved
A Hero sub is what you crave
If there's some left for me
Do you mind if I eat

(Chorus)

You're on the Jared diet, you're addicted to subs (x5)

(Break)

You like the stuff, Know what I mean
I think you might explode
You start to sweat; your teeth dig in
And soon your back, hungry again

(Chorus)

You're on the Jared diet, you're addicted to subs (x6) (fade)