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Song Parodies -> "Hot Fajita"

Original Song Title:

"Hot For Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Fajita"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

Following in the footsteps of my idol Weird Al, I've begun to write a series of food-related classic rock parodies. Here is the first - an ode to the best of fast food mexicano.
(Spoken)
"Oh wow, man!"
"What do you think we're gonna eat tonight?"
"Your mom, man!"

(Verse One)
T-t-tacos aren't real great, burrito aren't cool
Only one thing makes me drool
Want hot sauce that is hot as hell, there's something else
Leaving hot peppers in my stool

(Chorus)
I think of all the different kinds of Mexican
But then one thing comes to mind again
Taco bell, Taco bell, Taco bell
I like Hot Fajitas
Taco Bell, oh yeah
Hot Fajitas

(Spoken)
"Hey I heard that that stuff burns your a**!"
"I brought some hot sauce"
"Give me something to put it on!"
(Vomiting Sound)

(Verse Two)
I heard about you coupons, but I ain't being rude
I just don't like that food
Little man, I'll eat fajitas I'm a real tough dude
So hit me up I need some soon

(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

"Oh man, I think that something died!"
"No, I just farted."
"Smells like sh*t!"

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Overall Rating: 2.7

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Phil Alexander - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hot For Teacher's a real b****r of a song to write a parody to, and I think this is about as close as you're going to get, certainly the "Hot Fajitas" is as good a scansion for a title as you could find.
Phil
Billy Florio - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This made me laugh..it was pretty good. Good job
Calladus - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This name is pretty creative, much more creative than the other parodies of this song. It is also constructed well, but it could use work. The lyrics were great. Overall, good parody.

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