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Song Parodies -> "The Std Song Part Two (Wearing A Condom)"

Original Song Title:

"Take It On The Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"The Std Song Part Two (Wearing A Condom)"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

If this song gets through to amiright, Id be suprised...
Got it from a friend who
got it from a friend who
Got it from another who was fooling around
They say you got a boyfriend
out late ev'ry weekend
talking bout your health if youre going down

But I know the neighborhood
and talk is cheap, but the reward is good
and it will grow taller on down the line
but Im telling you babe
that he may have something new, babe
And even if it is, keep this in mind

Hes wearing a condom, baby
make that the way you want it, baby
so you wont catch it now
it wont decieve it
not for a minute
its under a gun, cause
hes wearing a condom

he says he has a suprise
youre putting on your bedroom eyes
he thinks hes going in unprotected
you can feel it coming
make sure he dont wear nothing
and you are now so protected

Hes wearing a condom, baby
make that the way you want it, baby
so you wont catch it now
it wont decieve it
not for a minute
its under a gun, cause
hes wearing a condom

Hes wearing a condom, baby
make that the way you want it, baby
so you wont catch it now
it wont decieve it
not for a minute
its under a gun, cause
hes wearing a condom

Hes wearing a condom, baby
make that the way you want it, baby
so you wont catch it now
it wont decieve it
not for a minute
its under a gun, cause
hes wearing a condom

Got it from a friend who
got it from a friend who
Got it from another who was fooling around
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Billy Florio - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
How funny is it that I cant get this song out of my head, and you wrote a parody to it?
Rice Cube - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Nuts. This is so obvious, I can't believe I didn't think about it first :-P Good job! :)
Yoness - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Funniest I've read all week... Good one!

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