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Song Parodies -> "Because I'm A Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Because I'm A Guy"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

I was gonna wash all the clothes
No that is a lie
But I was gonna do a load
And hang it to dry
Now your underwear is all green
and we know why
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna cook dinner for you
and wear a nice tie
I was gonna wash the dishes too
again that's a lie
Now pass me my Big Mac
And my large fry
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna take you to a movie so deep
That we would both cry
It was gonna star Meryl Streep
And someone who'd die
Now we're at Matrix 2
--Keanu can fly--
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna stop at the store
I can't recall why
I forget everything anymore
I try and I try
But if it is something like sports
It doesn't apply
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna visit your family
The stakes were so high
I was gonna behave flawlessly
And that is no lie
Now I'm lookin at your sister
But not in the eye
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna conversate with you
But I was too shy
I was gonna share my feelings too
But I'd rather die
Now when I try to get in your pants
my tongue will untie
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna get the kids to school
and clean up this sty
Because that Social Services fool
Is gonna drop by
Now we all woke up at noon
And we're eatin' pie
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

I was gonna write a romantic song
About you and I
I was gonna bring my guitar along
And strongly imply
that we will be together forever
instead it's goodbye
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 61

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T-Dawg - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it !!!!!Eureka!!!! what an invention for the romance side of parodies?!.... Good contribution!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good Work!!!! Excellent parody!!!!!
dave - April 26, 2003 - Report this comment
good job one of the few on here that make actual sense
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I just ran across this. Another excellent one, Claude! The verse about the movie was priceless!
Peregrin - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent!
neminem - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, the verse about the movie is indeed priceless. But the whole thing is good.
MysteryGoat - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yo that was sweet. I feel shame I can't come up with anything better.
Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
The first time I heard the original stupid song I said, "This is so ripe for parody everybody's gonna be doing it. But to keep getting funnier each verse and write a punchline takes talent, and it's certainly something the original didn't do.
who cares what my name is - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
as a feminist who lives with a brother who can't even cook toast i would say that u have hit the nail on the head
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"Second Annual Billy Florio Award"
Matt - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this song.. and i'm a guy lol
Claude 4 Prez Fan Club - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I almost skipped this because I DKTOS. Fortunately, TMNFD (that makes no frickin' difference). This kind of brilliance needs no music to support it.
Kat3 - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
great parody! exactly how guys are! (im a girl)
Spermsayer - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
That is so me! You rock!

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