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Song Parodies -> "Anything Goes"

Original Song Title:

"Anything Goes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cole Porter (Anything Goes)

Parody Song Title:

"Anything Goes"

Parody Written by:

Sega

The Lyrics

- Anything Goes

[JUDAS]
Times have changed,
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the High Priests got a shock,
When the Christ began to rock.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of picking up their rocks
They'll go and crucify them

In to throw Rome locking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.

Good prophets too who once knew better words,
Now only cash in for the words
Writing prose, Anything Goes.

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When Messiahs today
That people prize today
Get nails through their toes
And though I'm not the head Apostle
I know that I'm bound to jostle
Our Roman foes
Anything goes!

When Peter has to go deny us
To get away from Caiaphas
Anything Goes.

When thirty pieces pays for betrayal
Of my best friend fellow male, cos who knows?
Anything Goes.

If hammering nails you like
If chain mail you like,
If Pilate you like,
If nice chat you like,
If Romans you like
Or dark tans you like,
Why, nobody will oppose!
When every night,
With wine he gave us
We get drunk instead of save us from our foes
Anything Goes.

[JUDAS, APOSTLES' WOMEN + CLAUDIA & APOSTLES + PILATE]
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When Messiahs today
That people prize today
Get nails through their toes
And though I'm not the head Apostle
I know that I'm bound to jostle
Our Roman foes
Anything goes

[JUDAS]
If his trials you like,
If dirt piles you like
If weird smiles you like,
If her child you like,
If walking miles you like
With Kyle you like,
Why nobody will oppose!

[JUDAS, APOSTLES' WOMEN + CLAUDIA & APOSTLES + PILATE]
And though I'm not the head Apostle
I know that I'm bound to jostle
Our Roman foes
Anything goes
Anything goes!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Stray Pooch - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Sega, sorry, but it's been done by Webber and Rice and done well. Prodigious effort, this set, but not well realized. This is far too emotionally charged for my personal tastes, so I will refrain from voting on the set. But I will at least give you props for theming on Cole Porter. Take heart, at least the one guy read them!! And from him you got his highest vote - lol!

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