-> "I'm Just A Waitress, I Don't Know Why"
Original Song Title:
"I'm In A Hurry, I Don't Know Why"
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Parody Song Title:
"I'm Just A Waitress, I Don't Know Why"
The Lyrics
I'm just a waitress,
I don't know why,
I'm so flirt-atious
with all of the guys
This ain't working
I just wink and smile
and make chit chat
with all the boys for a while
I'm just a waitress
at the bar and grill
Let me wait on you
and give you a thrill
I'm just a waitress
at the local saloon
don't know the differance
t'ween a fork and a spoon
Let me reach over you
and grab that glass,
so you can get better
look at my a*s
Don't know the menu,
or how cocktails are made
all I know about
is I am well paid
I 'm just a waitress
let me arch-my- back
I'll bend way over
and show you my rack
I'm just a waitress
at the local pub
It's no secret that,
I have a fan club
Don't wait on no ladies
it's just not the same
It makes it difficult
to play my own game
Im just a waitress
I don't know why,
I'd be a stripper,
but I'm much too shy.
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