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Song Parodies -> "Icecream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Icecream Man"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is my ode to the ice cream man.
(Hmmmm......)
Hurry up X!
(Ummm.)
Arg.
(What is there?)
You need me to say the flavors?
(Uh huh)
I hope that you get it clear.


Cuz, I hope you like it freezing.
What are the flavors, dude?
There's chocolate and strawberry,
"I think I want two scoops."
I'm here to serve you dude,
Come here and order food.
I've got the Ben and Jerry's,
Edy's, and Dream'ry too.
You want the Cookies and Cream,
Do you want one or two?
I am the ice cream man, I'm here to scoop for you
I'm here to serve you dude,
Come here and order food.
"I want some Chocolate Cherry,"
It'll make your teeth look crude....


Yo' I'm the ice cream man, serve nice cones in a single scoop,
Don't you droop, got no time for some frozen fruit.
I'd never let ice cream trucks get youth groups.
Gonna give me a tip, give me it, what a trip.
Yogurt's so sick, Ice cream man ain't servin' it,
Girl, you can learn S.T.G.'s tricks, straight from the crib,
Double Scotch taste, I sell a sugar wafflecone anyplace.
Topped with nuts, sold to gluts,
Sellin Mint Chocolate to some nut.
I'm not a fast-food man, order fast,
I'll serve it, when you ask.
Give a tip, got my cash?
I'd rather have you have Fruity Blast
Can't be stop, with Push-up pops.
Neopolitan, sold to my kin,
Cash in bin, Pecan Pralin,
Don't care if you like Mexican
We don't sell rice. Buy this ice,
Dawg, if you tried, I wouldn't buy your kind,
What you tryin' to be the new guy?
You know your flavors? Go through twice.


But I do know one thing though, flavors, they come they go.
Chocolate through Cherry, Berry, it's slick and scary, yo.
Maybe I'll get rich one day, ice cream's the way to grow,
Now then just sit your punk butt on that fllippin' parkbench, Flo.


Cus I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man.
I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Your icecream man, your icecream man.


Don't get me wrong, I love wafflecones,
I got the sugar, and the cheap way blows.
Dawg, don't pout, just sold out,
There are no more Nutty Buddy's to go.
The icecream man, I will come again,
I'll chase kids around with my my icecream van.
Never know what kind of song I'm playin',
We'll see how you like "Pop Goes the Weasel" then
You don't like that, neither do I, I wanna just flip the station rock-all time
Here's the price, for this ice, a dollar-fifty man, that price is nice.
But I guess icecream headaches suck, we're sold out, you out of luck.
I'd never love Neopolitan scoops, I want Mint and Cookies, hurry dude.

But I do know one thing though, flavors, they come they go.
Chocolate through Cherry, Berry, it's slick and scary, yo.
Maybe I'll get rich one day, ice cream's the way to grow,
Now then just sit your punk butt on that fllippin' parkbench, Flo.

Cuz, I hope you like it freezing.
What are the flavors, dude?
There's chocolate and strawberry,
"I think I want two scoops."
I'm here to serve you dude,
Come here and order food.
I've got the Ben and Jerry's,
Edy's, and Dream'ry too.
You want the Cookies and Cream,
Do you want one or two?
I am the ice cream man, I'm here to scoop for you
I'm here to serve you dude,
Come here and order food.
"I want some Chocolate Cherry,"
It'll make your teeth look crude....
Cus I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man.
I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Your icecream man, your icecream man.



First thing you say,
"It's Monday, so you expect samples all day
I don't see why you don't have cash anyways,
You're the same icecream man to me"
On Fridays, get my pay,
"Rainbow Sherbet, that stuff is gay,
I love Key Lime here?
Reese's pieces was yesterday"
First off we don't sell Marco's , at all so grow partial,
That cone is sugar not waffle, heck no I ain't no Marshall,
This ice cream ain't filled with fruit, we have chocolate pieces, it's the truth,
You lately gaining, you must be gone with that major flavor.
You want what you can't have, ooh Leb that's too dang bad,
Can't order what you can't grab, end up with your cash back,
We alwaysa charger everyone high tax, because we're the ice cream men.
Dropped your scoop onto your pants, don't mean to ruin your plans.

Cuz, I hope you like it freezing.
What are the flavors, dude?
There's chocolate and strawberry,
"I think I want two scoops."
I'm here to serve you dude,
Come here and order food.
I've got the Ben and Jerry's,
Edy's, and Dream'ry too.
You want the Cookies and Cream,
Do you want one or two?
I am the ice cream man, I'm here to scoop for you
I'm here to serve you dude,
Come here and order food.
"I want some Chocolate Cherry,"
It'll make your teeth look crude....
Cus I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man.
I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Your icecream man, your icecream man.

Cus I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man.
I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Your icecream man, your icecream man.
Cus I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man.
I can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Can be your icecream man,
Your icecream man, your icecream man.





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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 16

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Thunderbolt - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Mmm... ice cream
Jimmy J. - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I notice that you are the first one to do Superman, rather Eminem than Five for Fighting. The way you executed the words was very well written, so gave it a five for pacing. The song wasn't as funny as I hoped it to be, but it was still good in that as well, so I gave it a five as well, even though I think a four would've been more sensible for me. Overall, if it gets a five in pacing and a five in humor, no doubt I gave it a five overall. Keep up the good work S.T.G.!
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn! It's not the funniest song ever, but it's hard to find anything that has a better pacing.
Jesika - June 15, 2003 - Report this comment
dude! you nailed it! keep it up, dog.
MIKE - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
YOU WILL DIE WHAT IS IT? NO!? I THINK THE UNIVERSE IS IN JEOPARDY, WHAT?!

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