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Song Parodies -> "Kirk"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Kirk"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I'm gonna do some Star Trek parodies, but I'm not giving up on Wings.
i hurt in outer space
to see if Spock's still real
i focus on my pain
We've boldly gone where
No man has gone before
Captain cannot sing
Won't you beam me up scotty?
I don't remember a single thing

Am I now Klingon?
my sweetest friends
everyone i know
zaps away t'ward the end
Some schmoe was not tall
my Enterprise is dirt
My tupee is brown
And my name is Kirk

I wear my crown and sit
On my liar's chair
Buddy Mr. Spock
He has pointy ears
Beyond the stain of time
Space: The Final Frontier
I am someone else
i am still right here

Am I now Klingon?
my sweetest friends
everyone i know
zaps away t'ward the end
Some schmoe was not tall
my Enterprise is dirt
My tupee is brown
And my name is Kirk

if i command again
a billion miles away
i would keep myself
i would fire Scotty

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Doctor McCoy - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Dammit, Chris, you and your infernal parodies! It's bad enough you write about that stupid "Wings," but now you give us this sadistic form of torture? I'm a Doctor, not a prisoner of war! His writing talent... it's dead, Jim.
Bill the William - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Yawn...

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