(They break the law) and they just walk away
All is lost, time that someone tried to make them pay (I am confused)
so I look at me and I find, I'm not a genius or alien, mutant, robot or blind (inside of me)
But to make myself a Man of Steel
This a very real thing, and it's got some appeal (nothing to lose)
I'm weak, just flesh and bone
Gotta get 'em alone, powers all of my own

I'm wearing steel, I'll make it real, and create a SteveMobile
I wanna fight the people doing so much wrong (I'll throw 'em in jail, and they're gone)
So I reveal, the way I feel, I'll be their Achilles' heel
I'm gonna do something I've wanted for so long
Fight crime in a thong

So I went back home today
arranged my household chemicals like a buffet (I was confused)
I drank everything, scrambled my mind
I guess super powers are a little bit harder to find (I guess I tried)
Can I get some cool abilities?
Cause I can't leap across the buildings, man I can't climb a tree (I need some boots)
Maybe get metal stuck onto my bone
Gotta get 'em alone, powers all of my own

I'm wearing steel, I'll make it real, and create a SteveMobile
I wanna fight the people doing so much wrong (I'll throw 'em in jail, and they're gone)
So I reveal, the way I feel, I'll be their Achilles' heel
I'm gonna do something I've wanted for so long
Fight crime in a thong

almost got the hang of making my first deadly Stevearang
And I will never hear, anyone who tells me it's all not real
Now I've sewn my cape, everybody better stay away from me
I will find a way, create myself today

I'm wearing steel, I'll make it real, and create a SteveMobile
I wanna fight the people doing so much wrong (I'll throw 'em in jail, and they're gone)
So I reveal, the way I feel, I'll be their Achilles' heel
I'm gonna do something I've wanted for so long
Fight crime in a thong