Song Parodies -> Before the Goodbye

Original Song Title:

"Before the Goodbye"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

  
Parody Song Title:

"Before the Goodbye"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

Yet another anti-AOL anthem.
Have me wait all night long, I know this ain't right (right)
Constantly watching the clock
Tick-tickin' as the time goes by
I sure know that dial-up ain't the way
And I'm wishing it would go away
Cartman, Stan, and Kyle

Cry... a tear
Still....I wanna make this clear
Love.... AOL always loses ground

I'm sleeping, I'm waiting
Disconnect me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye,
I feel it, connection
Forsakes me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye

I'm home, hippie, and whadda you know?
Internet, my connection's slow
How much am I dissing you?
It ain't doing things, that makes me weak
Crit'cizin' and the way I speak
Without you baby, I would cheer! (I would cheer!)

Cry... a tear
Still....I wanna make this clear
Love.... AOL always loses ground

I'm sleeping, I'm waiting
Disconnect me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye,
I feel it, connection
Forsakes me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye

I'm sleeping, I'm waiting
Disconnect me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye,
I feel it, connection
Forsakes me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye

I'm sleeping, I'm waiting
Disconnect me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye,
I feel it, connection
Forsakes me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye

I'm sleeping, I'm waiting
Disconnect me
I'm always dissing you
Before the goodbye
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How Funny: 2.4
 
Overall Rating: 2.4
 

Total Votes: 5
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Lemmy - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Britney Spears is The Greatest Singer in the World, dude! I give this parody a 5,5,5. And I hate AOL as much as you do. I'm busy playing cards. My favorite card is the Ace of Spades.

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