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Song Parodies -> "We Want Comments"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"We Want Comments"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Gettin' some votes can be so neat
Getting' 5's just can't be beat
But there's 'nother thing that we desire
For some comments we aspire

We want comments, lots of comments

Need to know about how we're doin'
And where we can use improvin'
You're our guides - need to give your feedback
To ensure you don't let us get slack

We want comments, lots of comments

Comments givin' praise there's nothing nicer
Yeah we want comments just like Watt & the Ricer
Someday soon hope we're sublime
Then we'll have comments all the time

We want comments, lots of comments
Please give comments, where's those comments?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 25

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   6
 5   16

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Phil Alexander - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess you must be showing your age, guys: I was at school when the original came out :-)
Meriadoc - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha Phil! We are older than you are! Just don't own the original and don't like it anyway...
Rice Cube - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
mrrr, maybe it's just me, but I still have pacing problems :-/ 4/5/5
Meriadoc - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
It's just you Rice! :-D No, seriously, this one was hard to pace and I had to leave an extra syllable near the beginning somewhere...
Yoness - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought the pacing within limits, especially for a song with such a unique rhythm.
Peregrine - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep ! It's just you Rice Thank you for your feedback and votes - at least you are not the one guy.... And Phil... I DO want Candy - but she don't want me !
Billy Florio - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great song! and Phil, well, not many people do know the original version by The Strangloves (with Rick Derringer)..but atleast they didnt use Aaron Carters version
The Bono - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Well thought thru ! The author has an uncanny talent for political innuendos mixed in with funny lines ! Well Done !
mandamoo - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
To quote one of your excellent parodies I'd 'comment if I could' : )
Stray Pooch - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You're breaking my heart here, guys! LOL! I'm afraid I can never listen to this song again without thinking of "The Simpsons Variety Hour!!" But your pleading parody - not to mention shameless self-promotion - gets at least this much comment!!!
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with you, Stray Pooch. "The Simpsons ariety Hour" sucks donkey balls!!!!! I can't understand what has happened to "The Simpsons". They use to be really funny and they also use to be more creative with couch gags and famous sayings. "When I say "FIRST-AID", I'm not talking about some Charity Rock Concert". Ha! Ha!

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