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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Give You My Lamb"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Give A Damn"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Give You My Lamb"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy J.

The Lyrics

I hope this song does a good job, considering the failure for other songs.
Every time you give me your lays
it actually kinda makes my day
Every time you go to get more
you slam the door

You scarf your food so carelessly
you like to think that it's not for me
You leave me starving by the door

But you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that
I know that you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that
I know you're gonna cry, about some stupid fly
But you still want my lambchop after that

I thought we were just eating out
So why'd you put homemade lamb in my mouth
You thought the way it taste would get me high

I went to the bathroom to gag
Homemade food's such a drag
The reason you gagged me was because our table's a pig sty

But you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that
I know you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that
I know you're gonna cry, about some stupid fly
But you still want my lambchop after that

Eating eating out, I am simply
eating eating out, I am simply
eating so why'd you stuff that food in my mouth

Don't you know that I...

I won't give my lamb to you
I won't give it up not for you
I won't give my lamb to you
I won't give it up not for you
I know you're gonna cry, about some stupid fly
But you still want my lambchop after that

But you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that
I know you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that

But you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that
I know you don't give up, I won't give you my lamb
What you say about that

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