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Song Parodies -> "Gravy"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

Ashanti

Parody Song Title:

"Gravy"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

By Asushi
It taste so good
(Gravy... Gravy...Gravy, I need you... Gravy...Gravy)

Its all me, I ain't big-boned (its all fat)
I get my clothes to be custom sowed (Its like that)
Can't barely breathe all because that I (like gravy)
Medium done, keep it bloody red (its red meat)
See, I don't know if you get it yet (just don't know)
I would go crazy if I did diet (break my soul)
On my turkey and my chicken pie (need some Tums)
It taste so good I can't even lie, pour on some...

Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
(Gravy, I need you)
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
I love it when it overruns, off my plate
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
(Gravy, mmh)
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy

See, I can never seem to stop myself (from eating)
When I'm done there'll be nothin' else (so greedy)
It's so ashame how I stuff my face (such a shame)
I can't help being overweight (Don't know why...)
Why the smell makes my lips quiver (it smeels good)
I want some gravy on my chicken tenders (or I could...)
Use some honey or some tartar sauce (tartar sauce)
You know I love it when my foods cross, pour on some...

Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
(Gravy, I need you)
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
I love it when it overruns, off my plate
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
(Gravy, mmh)
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy

Waiter, don't put that tray down
I'm gone eat 'til I fall to the ground
Ya'll don't know what it does to me
Didn't know I'd eat it constantly
It's kinda sick how I fill my plate
I put gravy even on my cake
Another pound I'm willing to gain
Because I love gravy

And when the world starts to put me down (they don't quit)
I take a bite then I'll take a bow (I'll laugh with)
When my rolls flap I can't control (their position)
Food's like a drug, it fills emty holes (like depression)
You know, gravy it flows through my veins (mm-mm-mmh)
I need some food to relieve my pain (mm-mmm-mmh)
Now, this is how I got overblown (here's the brinkin')
Eatin' bologna with some provolone, and drinkin'...

Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
(Gravy, I need you)
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
I love it when it overruns, off my plate
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
Mmm-mm-mmh
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy

Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy

Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy
Gravy,Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy

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