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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Ashanti Shequoiya Douglas. Submitted by: Amiyah

Also known as: Ashanti Douglas. Submitted by: Samantha

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, John Tucker Must Die, Coach Carter"I myself have only seen the first one, so I can't say anything about the other two. As Dorothy, though, she was pretty bad (worse, she had more screentime than the titular Muppets- the whole thing seemed just an excuse to showcase her sorry acting). - helena

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"pee on me""rain on me"diamond princess

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Rock Wit U""Rock It," Gorillazanonymous
"Rock Wit U""Ride Wit Me," NellyThey are an actual couple, this is REALLY funny! - Money Maker$

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Only U""Only I"Dumb Ass Kid
"Only U""Only Drugs(please read)"Kike11th
"Rain On Me""Pain From Me"Michael
"Rain On Me""Parody"S.T.G.
"Baby""Gravy"Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters
"Baby""Gravy"Saider Eiegle
"Happy""Crapy"Angelgal

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Only UHerbal Essence ShampooJordan
Rain On MeUmbrellasAshley
BabyDiapersandre1127

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Lazy Days
   Enya
Happy
   Ashanti
Lazy Happy Days
Natasha
Bad
   Michael Jackson
Baby
   Ashanti
Bad Baby
Remember the courtroom thing in Liar Liar "Bad baby! Bad Baby!"
Danielle
Baby
   Ashanti
Boom Boom Ba
   Metisse
Boom Boom, Baby Boom
Jellybean
Foolish
   Ashanti
Babyboy
   Beyonce
Foolish Babyboy
Liz
There are additional Ashanti duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Pac's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Past life
Everybody talk about past life
Past life
What do you know about past life?
Original Lyrics:
Pac's life
Everybody talk about Pac's life
Pac's life
What do you know about Pac's life?
"Foolish"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would saw you in half.
Original Lyrics:
And I was all you had.
"Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so papi babey.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so happy, baby.
"Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so happy baby
You bring all the toys that I need.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so happy baby
You bring all the joy that I need.
There are additional Ashanti misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so papi babey.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so happy, baby.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kimberly

I was cruising to Flagstaff,AZ with my mother. When this song came on, my mom asked me, 'Is she saying papi? Or happy?' I started laughing and said she's saying 'happy'. And my mom doesn't know who Ashanti is. All she knows her by is Papi, or the girl who sings 'Papi'.

There are additional Ashanti misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Rain On Me"
Better Lyrics:
I'm lookin out the window
At this rain that's comin down
It's really annoyin
cuz i alls i hear is plip,plop, plow
I don't wanna hear these noises
No second time around
Original Lyrics:
I'm lookin' in the mirror
At this woman down and out
She's internally dyin'
I know this was not what love's about
I don't wanna be this woman
The second time around
Submitted by: UwannaKno??

Funny Lyrics:

"Rock Wit U (Awww Baby)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Baby, you're not just mine
Why They're Funny:
A few years later, she's going out with one of the most notorious players in the urban game (hint, he's from St. Louis)
Submitted by: The Derrty Ent. Inc.
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Rock Wit U (Aww Baby)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Aw, baby, when you kissin me
Aw, baby, when you lovin me
Aw, baby, when you come to me
Why They're Repetitive:
Plus the million other times she uses baby aw/oh baby/babe hasn't the word just lost all meaning or what!!!! Ashanti, get a thesaurus
Submitted by: G
"Rock Wit U (Aww Baby)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Aww baby when u kissin' me
Aww baby when u lovin' me
I can't describe what I wanna do with you tonight
Aww baby when u come to me
I'll make it so u never leave
Can you rock wit me (aww baby)
Why They're Repetitive:
She loves the word baby. That must be why she whines 'aww' baby 22 times in the song. This does not count 'ooh baby' which can also be heard way too frequently. Enough already!
Submitted by: Alec
There are additional Ashanti repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Don't Let Them"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Don't let them take your love away
Why They're Nonsensical:
Do we have a Tommy Knockers scenario on our hands here? Who exactly's posing a threat of siphoning the love from whomever Ashanti is singing about in this song?
Submitted by: Deezer D
"Only U"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Only you can make me feel
And only you can take me there
Why They're Nonsensical:
The last time I did Biology, I remember it was nerves that made people feel. Or is this object of her desire a nerve strand? If this is supposed to be figurative in some way, it isn't working. And the second line is a useless one entirely - take you where exactly, Ashanti? Oh, there! Why didn't you say so?!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional Ashanti nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Awww Baby"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Eeeee Baby you're not just mine
Why They're Insincere:
why is she dating a player?
Submitted by: Ka
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Only U"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Ooh, I can't wait to get next to you
Ooh, I just can't leave you alone
Why They're Misrhymed:
What?? How the hell do 'you' and 'alone' remotely rhyme with each other?
Submitted by: Unknown
 
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