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Song Parodies -> "Only Drugs(please read)"

Original Song Title:

"Only U"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ashanti

Parody Song Title:

"Only Drugs(please read)"

Parody Written by:

Kike11th

The Lyrics

This is not based on experience and I've never experienced anything but anyway, this is coming from someone who does people for drugs and no i don't know anyone like that but it's just made up stuff. Please remember that. Anyway, please give a comment or vote or both but if you're reading this, say something. Anything you got to say. I wanna know.
-I just want you to know that
-Through out it all
-It's only u(only u)
-That gave me drugs
-And for that
-I thank you
-I love you
-A crackhead

-Oh I can't wait to start sniffing you
-Oh I just can't leave drugs alone
-Drugs just got me seeing things that I would never see(never see)
-And I can't stop the way I'm feelin' if I wanted to
-I'm crazy I feel so high that I do not know my name
-And if I couldn't have drugs I would probably go insane cause...

-Only drugs can make me feel (Only crack can me make me feel)
-But only weed can take me there (Weed is what can take me there)
-Yet angel dust can make me feel (Only the angel dust can make me feel)
-Still only weed can take me there (Only weed can take me there)

-To bacco I'll be chewing you
-Oh I can't stop injecting things
-Crack, you stay inside my veins and ain't no coming' back(comin back)
-But cigarettes got nicotine that got me comin' back
-Still crack's what gives the quickest high that I have ever felt
-And I'll f**k who I gotta f**k to keep on smoking weed but

-Only weed can make me feel (only weed can me make me feel)
-But crack takes me there the fastest (Crack takes me there the fastest)
-Chewing tobacco makes me feel (it's that stuff that makes me feel)
-Yet angel dust can take me there (angel dust can take me there)

-Crazy 'bout how high I feel
-I just gotta sniff this here
-Gotta let the hustlers know
-I will not let their drugs go

-Sometimes weed can make me see (stupid things I've never seen)
-So sometimes chewing takes me there (sometimes chewing takes me there)
-And sometimes sniffing makes me feel (it can make me feel)
-Or sometimes smoking takes me there (or sometimes smoking takes me there)

-Oh I can't wait to start smoking you
-Oh I just can't leave drugs alone

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Pacing: 3.1
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 8

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kike11th - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Will somebody just say something?

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