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Song Parodies -> "Xena's Still Alive"

Original Song Title:

"9 to 5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Xena's Still Alive"

Parody Written by:

Scooby Doo2

The Lyrics

Jumping over people and kicking their butts
Showin' she's got more than guts
They fall and tumble and try to run away
Wavin' the sword and the blood starts spillin'
Out in the fields the battle cry echo's
To signal that Xena's still alive

Xena's still alive, what a way to spread the fear
The Bards writing it down, let's all stand and cheer
They killed her once or twice and even called in the Furies
It's enough to drive her crazy and you know it
Xena's still alive, isn't it all exciting
You would think that she would get tired of all the fighting
Want to move on but the warlords won't seem to let her
I swear sometimes that Ares is out to get her

They never let us dream; just watch us scatter
When they send in the Titans to splatter
Our Xena; they'll never take her away
We're all in the same boat; but with Xena we can't lose
Waitin' for the day when we ruse
When Olympus falls and it all rolls our way

Xena's still alive, what a way to spread the fear
The Bards writing it down, let's all stand and cheer
They killed her once or twice and even called in the Furies
It's enough to drive her crazy and you know it
Xena's still alive; yeah we got her back on the front
There's no better way; and you like to see her do the stunt
It's a mortals world; no matter what they say
But we spend our lives building houses out of hay

Xena's still alive, what a way to spread the fear
The Bards writing it down, let's all stand and cheer
They killed her once or twice and even called in the Furies
It's enough to drive her crazy and you know it

Xena's still alive, yeah we've got her back where we want her
They killed her once or twice and even called in the Furies
It's enough to drive her crazy and you know it



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Jonathan C. - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Xena's still alive, if only in syndicated reruns. She was beheaded in the last episode. (Sorry for the bad news, Scooby.)
Linney - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
She was beheaded? seriously? :O No ! ;( :P .. they can't behead Xena, cause she's my fave.. fave something ;) :P ! I don't allow them to ! ;)
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, Linney, I realize that this is like questioning the existence of Santa Claus, or telling a Red Sox fan that Pedro Martinez is not God, but here it is: First of all, Xena was a fictional character, and one that, unlike Hercules, wasn't even in existence AS a fictional character back then! Second of all, it takes place somewhere between 2,000 (Caesar and Cleopatra) and 3,000 (the Trojan War) years ago! So even if she WAS real, now, she's dead anyway! As William Shatner would say, "Get a life, will ya, people? It's just a TV show!" A fun TV show, sure, but it ain't real. By the way, Elvis is also dead. So is Jim Morrison. So is Tupac Shakur. Is Paul McCartney alive? Judging by his last few albums, I'm not sure.
Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, Xena could still be alive if she became immortal like Hercules did for a few episodes. (I know: get a life...or the 1st season DVD)
Brandon - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
nah tupac shakur is still alive fucktard

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