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Song Parodies -> "Don't Be Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Be Gay"

Parody Written by:

Moosehead

The Lyrics

The heart is a bloom, shots up from the stoney ground
But there's no gay bar, no place for queers in this town
You're out of luck and the reason you had to care
Your mind is stuck, and your not going anywhere
You thought you found a friend to convert you from homosexuality
Someone you could lend a hand in return for chicks

Don't be gay, NAMBLA fails
and you feel like saying don't be gay
Don't be gay
Don't forget it anyway

You're in a washroom, but got no destination
You're in the shower, in a maze of his fascination
You love this town even if it doesn't have queers
You've been all over and he's been all over you

Don't be gay
Don't forget it anyway
Don't be gay
Don't forget it anyway

Touch me, feel me in that other place
Teach me, or I will become a hopeless case

See the world as a hetrosexual
See Chyna in front of you
See the closted baseball player
See that baseball player before he comes out
His sexuality is not right
He wishes you would put on tights
That's want would come out of his mouth
Only if you could come out

Please don't be gay
Don't be gay
Don't forget it anyway

Touch me, feel me in that other place
Teach me, or I will become a hopeless case

You need a chick and you need her now
And if you don't get her you will feel bad somehow
You need a chick and you need her now
And if you don't get her you will feel bad somehow

Don't be gay

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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 16

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