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Song Parodies -> "Alien Hive"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Alien Hive"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Performed at the Millennium Philcon by the all-girl a capella group Harmonytryx.
Well you can tell by the way I shoot my guns
I'm a woman who hates Aliens.
And I've sure got enough to shoot,
cause I'm goin' in to rescue Newt
And she's all right (ring), she's OK (ring)
she's eleven feet away
And over there, a friendly bug
would like to give her face a hug

Creepy things are crawlin', the coolant level's fallin'
in the alien hive, alien hive
Lotta bullets flyin' and aliens are dyin'
in the alien hive, alien hive
Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! alien hive, alien hive
Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! alien hive

Don't hang around the walls tonight
the heat is on, It's party time
This ain't no disco, but who cares?
It's got flashing lights, and I've got flares
And it's all right, it's okay
this party will be blown away
And this is one hip rockin' scene
cause now I've found my Disco Queen!

Creepy things are crawlin', the coolant level's fallin'
in the alien hive, alien hive
Lotta bullets flyin' and aliens are dyin'
in the alien hive, alien hive
Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! alien hive, alien hive
Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! alien hive

We're going nowhere, Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Bishop is nowhere, Somebody help me.
Somebody help me yeah. (The Alien Hive!)

(repeat)

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Phil Alexander - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one, Steven - but do I get the feeling you've posted this one before? I seem to remember voting on it in the past, but it's the only one which turns up in the search, so I guess not...

Phil
PS Love the tolkeinonline articles
Tone-Def - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
He's probably had it on his site for awhile and just decided to post it here now
Snaggletoth - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I love that movie and that scene. The only thing that tops it is the early scene where the over-selfconfident soldiers first enters the hive - and have NO IDEA what awaits whem - and the aliens start to come "out of the god damn walls", and their back-safe lieutenant freezes, and that rock-hard latino chick starts tooting her machine gun... :-)
MysteryGoat - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Initial reaction was, it wasn't going to be any good. But now see how wrong i was. Great song!

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