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Song Parodies -> "Do You Believe That Chers Still Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Believe That Chers Still Alive"

Parody Written by:

Paula

The Lyrics

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Verse1:
No matter how hard i try
I can't help looking like a guy
And the fact is clear
Don't dress up like me
My hair is too long
And my surgery has gone blond
But after all said and done
I still look good at 81 ohhhh

Chorus:
Do you believe that chers still alive
In the 80's she was so well known
Since then i don't think she's change her clothes now
Do you believe that chers still alive
When she dressed up as a mermaid then
I really didn't think she'd be back again now

Verse2:
Well what am i supposed to do?
I tried to sing and it felt good
And i still feel fine, well you can't turn back time
I don't need to work out
I get by just sucked out
When I was young i broke my wrist
That's why i always sound like this ohhhhhh

Chorus:
Do you believe that chers still alive
I can handle her still having fame
As long as there's no songs about jessie james now
Do you believe that chers still alive
Well I guess one thing we did escape
She's no long wearing out the tape now

verse3:
There's a way that i'll get through this
Cause my boyfriends are young
If there over 24, i don't need them anymore
If there over 24, no i don't need them anymore

Chorus:
Do you believe that chers still alive
When she dressed up as a mermaid then
I really didn't think she'd be back again now
Do you believe that chers still alive
I can handle her still having fame
As long as there's no songs about jessie james now

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 59

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Billy Florio - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I cant vote because I only know the chorus (Thank God!), but it was funny
CherFan!!! - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That was terrible! I don't understand how anyone can make fun of Cher! She is so cool and I really don't appreciate people making fun of her personal life. I don't care what you say about her music-you have just as much a right to dislike Cher but taking shots at her personal life concering plastic surgery is pretty low. I'm mad that I could only vote once, because I gave the lowest score possible. I wish I could have given it a negative number score. That parody is crap!
No. 1 Cher Enthusiast - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I would just like to let everyone know that as of May 20, 2003, Cher will be 57, and she is NOT 81. Learn your numbers and at least be accurate before writing a parody like this! And the film "Mermaids", to which is refered to in the song, is an early 1990s movie, not an 80s film, like this song says. In answer to the song's title, Yes I can believe that a 57 year old woman with the voice of angel is still alive. 57 isn't a very long time in comparison with the average female's lifespan of today! If you compare this to Cher's lifespan (Cher is immortal in our hearts and minds), she is younger still. This song is offensive and I wouldn't appreciate it if someone wrote this about me. Cher never did anything to you to provoke the writing of this shocking, obnoxious, objectionable, inappropriate, and downright cruel piece of work. I would like to thank "CherFan" for speaking in defense of Cher, as well.
Billy Florio - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I must come in denfense of Paula..>Cher did something to all of us that warrented this parody.....she recorded music that is beyond crappy...."Believe", "Song for the lonely" ...basicly everything she did int he 90s and 2000s....the stuff she did with Sonny was good..I like Sonny and Cher, and I can tolerate her solo stuff through the 80s, but after that, forget it...she should have gave it up a long time ago......
starfucker - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I personally like Cher, but I vote fairly, and this was very well written, so i gave you all 5s
CherFan!!! - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this song was very inapropriate because of the way it dealt with Cher's personal life. Very little of the song actually deals with her music career. Most of it dwells on Cher's personal life. For example, it consistently comes back to the theme of Cher's plastic surgery and talks about Cher's boyfriends who are "24" years old. I don't have a problem with people who don't like Cher's music, or even critcize it, but no one has the right to judge another person based on their qualities as a human being. It is not the author of this song's place to say such things about Cher's personal life. This has nothing to do with the quality of Cher's music. You can have a right to your opinion about that, and I can have mine, but we criticism of another human being and not their work is inappropriate, unfair, and cruel.
OhMyCher - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
i am greatly offended by this parody of "believe". cher, the one TRUE diva, has shown her amazing talent throughout the last 40 years. whether riding a horse in "half-breed" or receiving her oscar for "Moonstruck", she has looked absolutely FABULOUS , and still looks and sounds like an angel. there is no need to be so cruel in your jealousy of her talent.perhaps your cheekbones aren't as wonderful as cher's? well, i am sorry my dear, but you're just going to have to get over it and realize that just because we can't all BE her, doesn't mean we have to ridicule her.
Cher Freak - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Cher is a role model for everyone! She has triumphed over so much! I love her! We should all put her on a pedistal instead of sports stars who aren't good role models.
I've been Moonstruck! - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
The Cher lovers have spoken! Remove this sassy parody from this website!
Peregrin - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Billy here. Musically she has been a nightmare since the late 70's.
No. 1 Cher Enthusiast - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay...this is about the third time that this has been said: We don't care if you make fun of Cher's music, but when you say things like "I can't help looking like a guy" and "my surgery has gone blond", that's not fair. Cher's music is hardly mentioned again. Bottom Line: I don't care what you think about Cher's music, but it's not appropriate to criticize another human being. And just to let you all know...I bought Cher tickets! Snap!
mands - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
i think its cool, but i like cher though
Cher is my one and only love hope and joy - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Cher (pronounced say-owr) is my one and only love hope and joy. Now we all know Cher isn't really alive and she is just a lump of plactic with her memory downloaded to it, but that lump has feelings. How would you like it if I said "Do you believe Paula has hives?" I thought not. I'm using the creepy scale on you and it says 9 in my book. By, play again soon.
Oh for Cher it is All for Cher - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi. I'm with Cher is my one and only love hope and joy. This is the story of the origin of cher: At the dawn of time, Cher was there. Cher (suprisingly enough) was the smartest being on the planet at that time. She learned how to manipulate plastic and as soon as she got old, she made a replica of herslef at a younger age out of plastic. Then, she downloaded her complete memory into this plastic being with Cher's final breath. The plastic being was completely animated and acted just like the original. As time went on, the first plastic Cher was melting, so each plastic Cher made a new plastic Cher and downloaded their memories in them, and that is why Cher is still alive. So when asked the question "Do you believe that Cher's still alive?" you can explain this elaborate story to them and say "Yes." P.S.: Paula has hives
Cher Freak - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoops!!! I misspelled my name!!! It really is Cher IS A freak. P.S.: Paula DOES have hives
Keith - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow i havn't laughed so hard in years, thanks a bunch and keep up the good work
dude - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Everybody gets made fun of here. Why do the Cher fans think their favorite singer should be any different? Bunch of losers. You can tell Cher can't sing anymore, it's why she resorted to that awful electronic distrortion of her voice on that last song. "If She Could Turn Back Time" maybe she'd turn it back far enough to a point where her career still meant something
Paula - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I've nothing against Cher but please lighten up its only a parody and like dude said every 1 gets made a fun of here , glad to c sum ppl fot it was ok, and cher is goin out she makes crap music. an 4 whoever said she was 57 i know tht i just fot it wud make the parody much better by sayin 81 :)
Cher Fan!!! - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Whatever Paula! I think you need to take a lesson from this song I wrote entitled "Zero Plastic Surgery" Cher's had ZERO PLASTIC SURGERY! She's had Zero Plasric Surgery! Ya ya ya! Zero Plasric Surgery! She's had Zero Plasric Surgery! And so forth... By the way, every word of that song is true.
Andy - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi... a note to Paula... this song was performed, written and reccorded by good friends of mine 'supergirly' on the UK cabaret scene... how talented and spooky is it then to find this version almost word for word the same? the only thing is that they wrote the song about 5 years or so ago! tut tut tut!!
cher fan - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i didnt like this ay all. why do people have to take the piss out of cher. if anyone took the time to know cher you would know that she is a great person, someone who has feelings as each and every one of us do. if cher wanted to put her face on her back its no ones bussiness but hers. (this was a quote from the one and only cher) cher once said that if anything ever happend to her appearance her carrea would be finished. this may be why she has had face lifts etc; anyway who wants to get old. not me and im sure she dosent want to either. i just feel that people sould be more understanding and not be so negitive towards cher. why with the really hurtfull song its not nice and you wouldnt like it. cher has coped alo tof crap over the years and i think that enough is enough. from a cher fan.
Nick - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I like Cher, I thought this parody was a little bit over the top. If it was a little less extreme i guess it would be more funny, I gave it 3's, I love Cher, but I also love a good parody, the other day I heard this joke that was so much fun: Why has Cher got her ass tattood? So she can remember were to put her harley
JTBear - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Just wanted to say thanks for posting those lyrics. I saw the Just for Laughs show that the Aussie comedy duo Supergirly did, and they did that song there. Just wish I could find a copy of it online somewhere, but until then, the lyrics will do fine. Thanks once again! Great job!
Jamseylovescher - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You guys quit taking things so serious. I am the biggest Cher fan ever and would never say anything bad about her. Cher could care less about this stuff. You guys dont let this stuff eat you up. I used to get into fist fights in school defending Cher. But you know what? Cher is still around and the bands and singers that my class mates liked are no longer around. Plus look how famous Cher is that someone wrote a song like this. Like Weird Al said you aint nobody until i have written a song about you. Just relax.. Its hard to believe but not everyone will like Cher. Thank god she has such a loyal fan base. There artists do not have that. Take care yall
huge cher fan!!!!!! - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I did not like this song at all!why do peeps make sites to make fun of people?? It makes no sense!wellIm not comin bac to this site again!cher is beautiful,very talented,cool ,cher rocks!!!
Aussie Duo - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yah, You didn't write this little girl. It was recorded by the austrillian artists, go to their site. (I dont have it handy) or Watch Just for Laughs, its always on there.
luke - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
cher is the best singer alive and will always be no dout about it
Cher's very loyal fan!!! - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't like this song at all.It was mean and totally untrue!! She may be 58 but she is beautiful inside and out with sensational talent.I'm a huge ,huge Cher fan and will always take up for her plus even though Cher may not care I'm sure she'd be glad to know that many of us are taking a stand and takeing up for her,you've made a bad song in my opinion/Maybe you could write about good things about people. see ya!!!
CherFan - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You should be a little embarrassed posting this with the writing skills you've displayed, and you do not know music or how the general public feels about Cher. Just take a look at her concerts that sell out instantly and then you would have a hard time justifying what you wrote. I haven't ever met a person that dislikes Cher or her music and saying that, it makes me wonder if you really dislike her or if you write this garbage, that is very poorly written, just for attention.
chers biggest fan - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
cher is a huge star from 1965-2003 and she has had a remarkable career and i don't think people should be taking the mick out of her shes had 3 love lifes 3 careers a
chers biggest fan - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
cher is a huge star from 1965-2003 and she has had a remarkable career and i don't think people should be taking the mick out of her shes had 3 love lifes 3 careers a grammy and best actress award so she has done very well so you should start taking the mick out of someone like geri haliwell martin from luton *
Ken - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
It's really funny but please fix the spelling errors!! :D
Paul - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought that this was quite funny, but it is a sort of retarted song. I like the original version better.
Whatever - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
funny, but wasnt that parody orginally done by two aussie woman a couple years ago? Of course some of the lines in yours is a bit turned around but that was done by supergirly? dont take credit for other peoples work.
Skrued Up Branechild - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice try Saw it on Just for Laughs
Bailey _heart - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
ok whilst i am the hugest cher fan i thought the song was funny I saw a drag queen perform it and i thought it was great Cher is awesome, but come on every famous person gets stuff like this happen
Doty - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi i don,t all abot this voting stuff, but I am a Cher fan have been and always will be. I was to young at first to understand her music & even sinny, but I,m not here to get a free tee shirt or picture. or anyhtng signed. I,m just here as a normal person writing to a great singer and actress to to say hi, and to see how she is going. Just a little friendly note. I have her has my fav diva and sometimes even diva or stars just need a normal note or friend without some one trying to get something free or to make money off a cele. I,m not even sure Cher if you will ever see this, and I have never ever written to another star, but if you do get to read it, just a noe to wish you well, and just to say hello.As we all know everyone needs there private time and that is more precious then any one can image!
Alfredo - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I just wanna say that I love Cher and I'll always will and I dont think people should be making fun of her music and I dont think people should be talking shit about her in the internet. By the way Cher isn't 81 she is turning 60 in May 20,2005.I want to thank all the Cher fans who are defending her.I'm sure if she knew about this she would be happy to know that her fans love her. Who ever made the song up sucks.You need to get a life and stop talking about people you dont know in real life.
Doty - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I can not believe what I just read, is that suppose to be a song. Who ever wrote it, needs to get there on life! I would not but that if whoever you are, became a gold reord singer. Cher has class, guts, a survire, & most of all talent. You whoever you are . excuse my bluntness you SUCK! Cher is & will alwys be the great Diva & will have more fans through this life & the next & the next. WE all don,t dream of looking like Cher, we all have our on beauty, we love her voice, her acting & if I could know personal I,m sure she just as lovely & kind as all of her great fans. Cher, is my favorite all time singer & I,ll bacj her till the day I die, & then after I,m gone I know her legend will go on as my will.
LucidLupin - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
As others have said - not original.....
group of guys in drag - The Kinsey Sicks - Do You Believe I've Lasted This Long - www.singers.com/contemp/kinseysicks.html
dude - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
it's funny to see all the Cher fans come out to "protect" her. get a clue people, this is a parody site, where people make fun of muscians... yesh
England - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I have to say that i saw the performance on the internet site YouTube by the Aussie girl band SuperGirly and I appriciated it.I`m a huge Cher fan and it can sometimes makes me laugh `cos i`m sure that if Cher would see it she would appriciate `cos she has a good humour.Proof, the Farewell Tour.There`s some lyrics i don`t like and that is not in the same meaning that the Aussi girl band but however, that`s fine.I accept everything from the SuperGirly!.
SuperGirly - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry Paula but you didn't write this Parody. I did. Regards THE REAL SuperGirly.
SuperGirly - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
If you like the SuperGirly stuff have a look at more on myspace www.myspace.com/supergirlyworld or www.supergirly.com Parodies rule!
neither "decade police" nor "mr critic" - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is okay, but this OS was actually made in the 90s (late 90s that is).
Nathan - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
hey um you got some of the lyrics wrong here are the correcions Verse1: No matter how hard i try I can't help looking like a guy and the fag drag queens all dress up like me My hair is too long And my surgery has gone wrong But after all said and done she still looks good for 81 ohhhh Chorus: Do you believe that chers still alive In the 80's she was so well known Since then i don't think she's change her clothes now Do you believe that chers still alive When she dressed up as a mermaid then I really didn't think she'd be back again now Verse2: Well what am i supposed to do? I tried to act and that fell through And i still feel fine, well you can't turn back time I don't need to work out I get fat just sucked out When I was young i broke my wrist That's why i always stand like this ohhhhhh Chorus: Do you believe that chers still alive I can handle her still having fame As long as there's no songs about jessie james no Do you believe that chers still alive Well I guess one thing we did escape She's no longer wearing gaffa tape noo verse3: well the way that i get through this Cause my boyfriends are young If there over 24, i don't need them anymore If there over 24, no i don't need them anymore Chorus: Do you believe that chers still alive in the 80s she was so well known Since then i don't think she's change her clothes now Do you believe that chers still alive i guess one thing we did escape shes no longer wearing gaffa tape oh this is how it is sung and peformed by supergirly heres the link to the peformance http://youtube.com/watch?v=0A3m6bg_1Ug
Rob Anderson - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
My god people. Get over it. Its a joke. Its really funny and a parody is the gretest form of flatery for a singer.
Supergirly fan - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
this isn't written by you. It's done by Supergirly. and you didn't even get the lyrics right.... 'my surgery has gone BLOND'? WTF does that even mean??? they say, 'my surgery has gone WRONG' just one of your many mistakes....
Tim Hall - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Cher is still alive - at Caesars Palace starting May 8 here in Vegas. Bette Midler's show is there now
littleCupCakes - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Cher looks great for her age! And she acts well in her movies.
..Tj.. - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
This is... how should i put this.. ummm CRAP?! you are pethatic.. along with anyone like you.. i dont like cher that much but dude... youuuuu stiiiinkkk anddd its pethatic what you do i mean look in the mirror pal! buh bye
Oh, Please - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Cher has recently been seen in the company of an unidentified woman, who appears to be pregnant. Sources close to Cher say there is no need to be concerned about rumours of lesbianism, the woman is merely carrying Cher's newest boyfriend.
Stupid fanboysXD - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Its a parody people. It isnt accurate or true, chill your fanboy rage and learn to laugh
terra - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
mannn...great skills even though they're stolen and stop hating. :) cher is THE BOMB and you cant change that. i agree with all these people (more or less) dogg her tunes, rip on her threads, DO NOT pick on her personal life. oh and she has had surgery. youtube it. she says all shes had done.
Neena - October 03, 2010 - Report this comment
i seen that on the comedy channel!
me - July 04, 2012 - Report this comment
lol this is from just for laughs its funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OURihkqF2j4

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