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Song Parodies -> "Talking Like I'm Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Walking In L.A."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Missing Persons

Parody Song Title:

"Talking Like I'm Gay"

Parody Written by:

Roswell

The Lyrics

I said, not to harass, try not to focus on it
So don't be fooled by saying that we are sick
So I don't have a girlfriend, but I had a beautiful man
And I know you will never understand

Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay

I didn't know, could've been a flaming jogger maybe
or someone thinking about coming out of the closet, baby
Coffee shop hooker or maybe that guy rudy
One thing for sure, he just can't be real moody
'Cause I'm talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, listen now to me talk like I'm gay

Talking Talking Talking Talking Talking
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking

I don't see a cop talking on the street
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking

So I hang around the bars to be a little discreet
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking

And when I was a kid talking around the school
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking

The others picked on me. That is so uncool
Hear Me talking talking talking talking

Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay

Could it be that this mans got such heavenly thighs
Or is it that our waiter has the silky kind of eyes
Maybe his body has such a great ass
Thinking of ways he could pump, cause he's such a man.

Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, hear me talk like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay
Talking like I'm gay, listen now to me talk like I'm gay

Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking
Hear Me talking talking talking talking talking

Hear me talk like I'm gay

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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who cares what my name is - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing's a wee bit off, but a good concept. 4 5 5.

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