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Song Parodies -> "Clotted Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Clotted Cream"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Wood

The Lyrics

i love this on jammy scones.
i had a load of fruity scones
that i made at home
i didn't know what to have on them
then i decided

some delicious
clotted cream

i then found out i had non left
so i went t'shop
but then i found out the horrific truth
they simply had none

some delicious
clotted cream

my mother always told me
don't bother with the stuff
unless it is from devonshire
them my mother went and slapped me
god i was so stupid
'coz i bought it from aldi

clotted cream is not the same
unless you buy it from devon
or the cream just aint that good

the cream just ain't that good

for 40 days and for 40 night
we put up with it
even though it was disgusting
i nearly choked

from the hairy
second hand
clotted cream

my mother always told me
don't choke sonny boy
otherwise you'll end up in a&e
but then what did i do?
i took a massive gulp
it stook down in my throat
(hee hee)

clotted cream has now gone off
i threw it away, down into the bin
but the damn kid ate my scone

i'll get that kid, and his little scone as well!!

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Pacing: 3.7
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minny - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
this parody was funny, i also had this experience, buying second hand clotted cream!! (you're not making fun of me are you?)
NFGchickadee - April 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm from devon and yes we have the best clotted cream
police - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm clotted cream!

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