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Song Parodies -> "I Emailed to Say I Love You"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Called to Say I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"I Emailed to Say I Love You"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

No telephone - the bill's too high
My cell phone has been cut off - left me high and dry
No time to write - ain't got no stamps
I spend all my time online anyway - okay?
So I will send the latest joke
A picture of Saddam & Bush - both snorting coke
I'll warn you oft of viruses
Tho' Urban Legends claim
That they are just a hoax

I emailed to say I love you
Send you crap to show how much I care
I expect you to forward them
To twenty of your closest dearest friends

I don't keep up with family
'Cus sadly they don't have a single ol' PC
Letters from me, they have not seen
Don't even have some access to a fax machine
I won't drop in, so do not beg
No sticking notes onto a little pigeon's leg
But my plan is - I'm telling you
To fill your inbox up like no-one else can do

I emailed to say I love you
Send you crap to show how much I care
I expect you to forward them
To twenty of your closest dearest friends

I emailed to say I love you
Send you crap to show how much I care
I expect you to forward them
To twenty of your closest dearest friends
To your friends, all your friends

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 21

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Royce Miller - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
The person before me gave you 1's--I gave you 5's--go figure
Rice Cube - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Believe it or not, the way I sang it was really forced to make it fit the original...so I gave you 4/5/4.
Meriadoc - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce, thanks! Yes, the '1 guy' struck us on all three parodies today - grrrr! Rice, that's fine. We pushed this one out kind of fast....
the bono - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Is there no end to Merry & Pippin"s talent ??? Very well done
the bono - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Is there no end to Merry & Pippin"s talent ??? Very well done
Peregrin - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you x 2 Bono ! Are you the U2 Bono perchance ?
mandamoo - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Looove this one ; )
John Jenkins - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
An excellent satire on communication and priorities in the 21st century.
Stray Pooch - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You hobbits are funny as hell!! LOL!! My dear mom-in-law - whom I really do love - absolutely inundates my in-box with "love spam". Yeah, mom, I'm glad you're thinking of me - now QUIT SENDING ME SINGING TEDDY E-GRAMS!!! LOL! Great job, halfings!
Peregrin - April 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Pooch - appreciate your feedback - hope you find a home soon! Thanks also John J.
BelindaBear - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave this one a 4/5/5 -- very funny! However, I think Meriadoc owes ME kudos on this one as I have a sneaking suspicion that this little parody might possibly be about "moi" as I often inundate her e-mail with "crap" to show how much I care. I really think I (and possibly other spam-loving friends of hers) was the inspiration for this one.
Meriadoc - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Her? her? Do I know you, Belinda bear? ; - )
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Keep your filthy hand of Belinda Bear, Meriadoc! She's mine! I want to get her laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rick D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm having computer issues, I didn't get anything from you, and I can't send for some reason. You may have to send again to Mari's computer. I'll have her send you a note later..
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Another 4-5-4 from me: pacing was forced in a few places, though you made a decent attempt and chose a funny topic that contrasts well with the original song.

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