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Song Parodies -> "Big Malls"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Big Malls"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Written in response to a super wal mart being built in the town I live in
We're ever lower class mall societey
God's given gift to mallroom notoriety
We always fill our mall room
Our prices are always small
Those dumb commercials say we've got
The greatest malls of all

We've got big malls
We've got big balls
And they're such big malls
Filfthy big malls
They aint got big malls
And no one's got big malls
So we've got
The biggest malls of them all

And our malls are always lying
Our mallroom's always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the club list
No mall can con you cheaper
Everybody says we've got
A good friend in the grim reaper

We've got big malls
We've got big balls
And they're such big malls
Filfthy big malls
They aint got big malls
And no one's got big malls
So we've got
The biggest malls of them all

Some malls sell things for charity
And some sell fancy dress
But when they sell ceap knock-offs
They're the malls that we like best
Our malls are always lying
Every day and night
It's our beleif that our big malls
Should sell some more bud light

We've got big malls
We've got big balls
And they're such big malls
Filfthy big malls
They aint got big malls
And no one's got big malls
So we've got
The biggest malls of them all

And we're just itching to tell you about them
Oh we have such terrible stuff
Sell food, cheap tail, gay fish....
Mall sucker....
Mall sucker....
Mall sucker....
Mall sucker....(repeat to end)




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