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Song Parodies -> "Sk8er Gurl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8ter Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Sk8er Gurl"

Parody Written by:

Sugar Bear's Baby

The Lyrics

ugh. she is anything but orginal
shes just a girl, she makes me hurl
can i make it any more obvious
she acts like shes punk, tho she does ballet
what more can i say?

we want her, to shut the f*** up
or we'll go beat her sorry a** up

she was a "skatergurl" i think she looks like a squirrel
shes not as punk as she may seem
she has an ugly face, her singing is a disgrace
she needs to get the hell off earth

five years from now, shes f***in dead
lays in her coffin
someone shot her in the head
i turn on tv
guess who i see
anything but that gay avril lavigne

i call up my friends, they already know
all theyre time dissing her at her shows
finally paid off
but all theyre money spent was a big rip off

she was a "skatergurl" i think she looks like a squirrel
shes not as punk as she may seem
she has an ugly face, her singing is a disgrace
she needs to get the hell off earth

sorry but that bitch is gone
she so needed to be stepped on
she is more than just a myth
this is the end of the "punk princess"

too bad that you couldnt see
how punk she thought she could be
there was more than meets the eye
i saw the poser she is inside

shes just a girl, she made me hurl
can i make it any more obvious
im so glad shes gone, havent you heard
how her death so rocked my world

i got a record deal, im with my manager
ill be backstage after my show
ill be at a studio
singing the song i wrote
about a poser i used to know
sorry you brained washed avril fans

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SunnyDay - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Enough with the Avril bashing! ^^; Not the best parody I've seen yet...but better than some...
Sugar Bear's Baby - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
ok: i don't hate avril. i like most of her songs. this one got to me..... the whole anything but original...that's kinda true...
lyndsey - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
i like this one . its not funny but i don't like arvil either
. - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Isn't it time for recess?
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

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