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Song Parodies -> "Spongebobian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Spongebobian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy J.

The Lyrics

I did this song as an ode to Spongebob, even though it is mostly told from Squidward being constantly annoyed by him. I kept some of the original lyrics because they did tell about Squidward. I mean, you can picture Spongebob and Patrick trying to save Squidward from that tyrannical millionaire boss of his.
Is this sea life,
is this about Gary,
caught in a pineapple to escape reality.
Open your eyes,
try to look to the sky and see.

Squidward: I'm just a poor squid with no sympathy,
Spongebob comes, Spongebob goes, little high, little low
Anyway the coral blows, doesn't really matter to me

Squidward, just killed a man
Put a reef blower against his head,
turned it on and now he's dead
Squidward, life just began
but you threw his life away
Squidward, ooo,ooo,ooo
didn't mean to make you cry
if I'm not back this time to annoy you

Carry on, carry on, nothing he says really matters to me

Spongebob: Gary! Too late my time has come
Sent shivers down my spine, Invertabrae's aching all the time
goodbye Pearl and Sandy, I've got to go
Gotta leave you both behind and face Patrick
Squidward, ooo,ooo,ooo, Patrick don't wanna die,
he sometimes wishes you'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a starfish-o
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, will you show us to the seat-o?
Flying Dutchman with lightning, very very frightening me
Mr. Krabs: Money money
money money
money money
money money, krabby patty
magnifico, oo oo oo

I'm just a poor squid, nobody loves me
he's just a poor squid, from a weird family
Spare his lunchbreak from this monstrosity
Mr. Krabs NO, I will not let you go!
Spongebob and Patrick: Let him go!
Mr. Krabs I will not let you go
Spongebob and Patrick: Let him go!
Mr. Krabs I will not let you go
Will not let you go, LET ME GO! Will not let you go
Let me go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No no no no no no no, oh
Patrick: Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia,
let him go!
Squilliam has a devil put aside for me for me for me

So you think you can annoy me and spit at me in the eye
so you think that you like me and you just leave me to die
Oh Spongebob, you can't do this to me Spongebob
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah,
nothing really matters
Anyfish can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me

Anyway the coral blows...

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 22

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Jimmy J. - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it actually would've made more sense to name the parody "Squidwardian Rhapsody," but I didn't know how this song was going to sound when I first wrote it.
different sort of freak - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny! I like this soooo much better than that other guy's parody of Borap. This parody speaks to me.
Jimmy J. - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comment, and thank you for your vote, and I cannot thank you enough for appreciating my work on this parody.
pheonix - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment
sweet parody! funny, funny! keep the parodies comin!
Jimmy J. - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
At first, I didn't think this was going to be my best. Yet, I was wrong. I know some parody authors who would have gone and done this parody horribly. And I know people (like Ghetto John) who might've made this parody even better than I did.
Spondo - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the best parody of this song that I have ever read. Better than any crap like "Nickelodeon Rhapsody."
spongebob rules - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
duh he'z my fave
Blethar - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Squidward rules. 5-5-5 from me.

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