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Song Parodies -> "I Lost My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Out There"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Our Lady Peace

Parody Song Title:

"I Lost My Hair"

Parody Written by:

STG and Michael Florio

The Lyrics

Mike:
Last time I saw myself, scalp seemed empty and out of place
it was looking gone and free, was empty space
no hair on top my head, balded and turning grey
watch some new ones grow, then fall away
Up there where i have no hair, bald scalp no hair in sight
you wanna get some hair to grow, 'stead of 'flecting lights
Tried combing over some, to find it ran really slight
Im watching as some more will fall, its from my father's side

STG:
It's a pain to use Rogaine

Mike:
Im going bald you see
its from heredity
'cause I lost my hair
all of my hair

STG:
You've got more hair on your cheeks,
Blame heredity,
Don't brag 'bout your hair,
Cause I lost my hair.

Hope you remember me,
when my hair was slick and needed brushed.
I miss my brownish hair,
And now I'm feeling flushed,
I know it'll come back someday,
With a scalp so cold, I wait.
I'm praying that your hair falls out,
Or turns to gray.

It's a pain to use Rogaine

Mike:
I'm going bald you see
It's from heredity
'cause I lost my hair
all of my hair

STG:
Have no hair to use bleach.
Relied on gravity,
I know you got hair,
I lost my hair.

Mike:
I'm going bald you see
its from heredity
'cause I lost my hair

STG:
My chrome dome can be seen,
Relied on gravity
I know you got hair,
Losing my hair.

Mike:
Im going bald you see
its from heredity
'cause I lost my hair
all of my hair

STG:
Have no hair to use bleach.
Relied on gravity,
I know you got hair,
I lost my hair.

Mike:
I'm going bald you see
Well it shows,
It show.

S.T.G.:
I'm balding now , you see.
It shows...
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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jackblack - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this parody to death, i love this band because they were the first rock band I ever listened to (aside from Live and Metallica), and i have loved them since i was...what...10? waoh. Anyway, i would just like to point out, in reply to your lyric, 'it's from my father's side' that the male pattern baldness gene is passed on by the mother. Not fair, is it?

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