They make ya feel queasy
Feeling weak in the knees
Make your chest feel unlevel
Tempature a hundred degrees
Ooh, they're driving me crazy
'Till my stomach acid is -dry
Oh, pain in my head again (pain in my head)
Oh, pain in my head again (pain in my head)

I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
Yeeoww!

Digesting some pizza
Oh, eating some good old lard
When I've got kidney stones
Nice living is hard
Oh, pain in my head again
(Pain in my head again)
Oh, pain in my head
(Pain in my head again)
Oh, pain in my head again
(Pain in my head)

I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone

I've got the power of Ex-lax
Wait, no that's for down on the pot
Can't stop this from doing
Kidney stones happen alot
(It is all I've ever got!)

I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone

I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
Gettin' a kidney stone
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones
Gettin' a kidney stone

Gettin' a kidney
I'm just gettin' a kidney
Gettin' a kidney
Gettin' a kidney
Oooohhhh,
I'm just gettin' some kidney stones!