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Song Parodies -> "Bad Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boys"

Original Performer:

Inner Circle

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Toys"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Bikers Ode to Harley Davidson"

Bad toys

What-ya gonna doo-ooh!

When the Sheriff come-a lookin for you.

Bad toys, Bad toys
What-cha gonna do?
Is this a biker bar,
or is this the zoo.

don't bring you no aid.
You were beasty
before it was made.

Share a brew-ski
with all of your pals.
I tell ya brother,
and that's just the gals.

Bad toys, Bad toys
What-cha gonna do?
Going on my bike
to Kalamazoo.

Bad toys, bad toys
What they make you do.
Spend a lotta money
with the Harley crew.

Tee-shirt collection
is fairly thick.
Sculls and dagers
enough to make you sick

So what ,do you do,
boy on your 9 to 5?
I'm Doctor in the ER,
no jive.

Bad toys, bad toys
What-cha gonna do.
That's what your gonna do
when the Harley's new.

Bad toys, bad toys
What -cha gonna do?
I'm going to the dealer to buy more chrome for you!

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