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Song Parodies -> "Go Caiaphas Go"

Original Song Title:

"Blow Gabriel Blow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cole Porter (Anything Goes)

Parody Song Title:

"Go Caiaphas Go"

Parody Written by:

Sega

The Lyrics

- Go, Caiaphas, Go

[JUDAS]
(spoken)
Brothers and sisters, we are here tonight to fight the devil...

(sung)
Do you hear that playin'?

[APOSTLES]
(spoken)
Yes, we hear that playin'!

[JUDAS]
Do you know who's playin'?

[APOSTLES]
No, who is that playin'?

[JUDAS]
Well, it's Caiaphas, Caiaphas playin'!
Caiaphas, Caiaphas sayin'
"Will you betray your friend
For some cash?"

Oh, go, Caiaphas, go,
Go on and go, Caiaphas, blow!
I've been a sinner, I've been a scamp,
But now I'm willin' to pay you back
So go, Caiaphas, go!

Oh, I was low, Caiaphas, low,
Mighty low, Caiaphas, low.
And when I got your blood money
I nearly hung myself from a tree
So go, Caiaphas, go!

Once I was headed for hell,
Once I was headed for hell;
But when I got past Temple doors
I heard the hammering nails once more
So I said, "I'm going back"

And now I'm all ready to fly,
Yes, to fly higher and higher!
'Cause I've gone through your
And I've been through your father
And the silver's back
And I am too
So own up to what you did
And start to go, Caiaphas, go

[ALL]
Come on and go, Caiaphas, go!

[JUDAS]
I want to be one of the twelve
There ain't crap you can do, dig and delve
So go, Caiaphas, go!

(spoken)
Come on you saints, get up you 'sciples!
Jameses, Josephs, Thads, and Micheals
Stand up on your lazy feet and sing!

[ALL]
(sung)
Oh, go, Caiaphas, go,
Go on and go, Caiaphas, blow!
I've been a sinner, I've been a scamp,
But now I'm willin' to pay you back
So go, Caiaphas, go!

Oh, I was low, Caiaphas, low,
Mighty low, Caiaphas, low.
And when I got your blood money
I nearly hung myself from a tree
So go, Caiaphas, go!

[JUDAS]
Once I was headed for hell,
Once I was headed for hell;
But when I got past Temple doors
I heard the hammering nails once more
So I said, "I'm going back"

And now I'm all ready to fly,
Yes, to fly higher and higher!
'Cause I've gone through your
And I've been through your father
And the silver's back
And I am too
So own up to what you did
And start to go, Caiaphas, go

[ALL]
Go on and go, Caiaphas, go!

[JUDAS]
I want to be one of the twelve
There ain't crap you can do, dig and delve
So go, Caiaphas

[ALL]
Go on and...
Go, Caiaphas, go
Go, Caiaphas, go
Go, Caiaphas, go
I want to be one of the twelve
There ain't crap you can do, dig and delve
So go, Caiaphas, go, Caiaphas, go, Caiaphas, go!

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ben - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ive gone throug your and Ive been through your father Gone through your What?

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