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Song Parodies -> "Chinese"

Original Song Title:

"Disease"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Chinese"

Parody Written by:

Roswell

The Lyrics

Feel like not wanting to bake
And not in the mood for steak
So I have to pick a place to go
Put in an order to go

A type of grain
Or just a place with no delays
But I definately want it to go
Put in an order to go

Now I know what to order
Even if it's fried
I like my rice brown
Thought now unfurls
The eating starts

I bought some chinese
Choice of three
Sides, included baby
Are you going to get some?
Tell me what you decided to now get?
Keep your receipt from it
Don't get the two sides get three
We bought some chinese

Looks like you're making a mess
These are great meals, you agree?, yes?
It's food I can admire
I will always return

Any way you eat it, taste magic
Bit my tongue, how tragic
Hey Earl,
Time to leave

I bought some chinese
Choice of three
Sides, included baby
Are you going to get some?
Tell me what you decided to now get?
Keep your receipt from it
Don't get the two sides get three
We bought some chinese

Which choices did you pick?
Drink some tea and try the chicken snow pea
No it's not bunny, (haha) funny
Doesn't cost too much money
Tea, tea's strong
Keep eating and so it won't be too long till
I'm finished with my chinese

Yeah, all finished with my chinese
I'm finished with my chinese

ooohhh!

I bought some chinese
Choice of three
Sides, included baby
Are you going to get some?
Tell me what you decided to now get?
Keep your receipt from it
Don't get the two sides get three
I bought some chinese

Which choices did you pick?
Drink some tea and try the chicken snow pea
No it's not bunny, (haha) funny
Doesn't cost too much money
Tea, tea's strong
Keep eating and so it won't be too long till

I'm finished with my chinese
Yeah, all finished with my chinese
To be finished with my chinese

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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