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Song Parodies -> "Excusive Bliss"

Original Song Title:

"Excuse Me Miss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay Z

Parody Song Title:

"Excusive Bliss"

Parody Written by:

Day Z

The Lyrics

This song was written for "Pi Day" (a math project), hence the many references to pi, radius, and such.
You can't wear a size four to this one
You gotta, you gotta wear a size 10
You gotta wear a 10 to this one
You can't even wear a ten to this one
You gotta wear a 30

So content
But your so big
That dress so small
I just can't take it

Scuse me
What's your size
Ooooh sooo
So hard to measure
Lady

Scuse me miss
What's your size
Can I measure
Measure your waist
Possibly
That dress seems to fit too tight

Verse 1
You already know what size you are
Ma I got whatever size you need
Not smaller but bigger ma
50 50 more if you need it I got it ma
Pi times you diameter says you should be wearin more
Do you wanna deal with all the disses
You ain't even gotta get measured got two yard sticks
Got one ruler one string
And all I need is somethin to calculate your circumfernce
Cuz your kinda robust
Who else g tyour size tell the truth it's us
Stop eatin that pizza with the extra cheesy crust
Ain't no room in there
Don't put on that dress cause it's yours if it tears
Don't get on the runway don't put on no flares
Cause when you land at the airport they call the clearport
Therefore I don't wanna hear more
Back and forth about who's smallest young Dallah

Chorus

Scuse me
Dag!
So content
But your so big
That dress so small
I just can't take it
Lady
So content
But your so big
That dress so small
I just can't take it

Scuse Me
What's your size
Ooooh nooo
That fits you not
Lady, what's your size
Ooooh nooo
That fit you not

Verse 2
Everybody's like he's no mathematician please don't like him
He don't measure, he rips 'em off
Now she don't trust him, she don't believe him
Groupies try to get discounts, he won't give 'em
He don't need 'em so he finds out there circumferce
Better them than me, she don't agree with him
Pi times radius, equals 3 1 4
Not quite missy you gotta do some more
Pi time radius will give you your circumference
Measure around the waist to see if you fit the lace
Cuz you might be yo big, we might not your size
See, when we went to Wendie's told you not to eat those fries
You gettin kinda big you need to exercise
Runnin up on tha doctor and tellin' him all those lies
You been runnin daily, you've been eatin right
So why you got those Little Debbies up in bed at night

Chorus x1

Girl let's go to the Big and Tall
You know they got one at the mall
No snackin on the way you been eatin all day
But I'm done preachin for now
Cuz girl you need to take a shower you smell kinda foul
But girl I'm about to sell you this stuff, even the small clothes
I'll even throw in a belt but you gots ta go
Need to jump on a treadmill and you know I'm not playin
But before I sell you these spandex
What's your name

Chorus x1
You can contact me at sgtcheezier@aol.com, espicially if you gots anythang ta do wit entertainment, cuz I's is an actor : ) Now yall fools best not be printin my song sayin dat is yours, cause that'll make me downright angry! Please, DO share the song with your friends(asuming you have some) if the song tickled your fancy in any way. If it didn't - KEEP YO BIG MOUTH SHUT! Thanx luv ya buh bye!!

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