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Song Parodies -> "I Get A Kick Out Of You"

Original Song Title:

"I Get A Kick Out Of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cole Porter (Anything Goes)

Parody Song Title:

"I Get A Kick Out Of You"

Parody Written by:

Sega

The Lyrics

- I Get a Kick Out of You

[JUDAS ISCARIOT]
My story is much too sad to be told,
But practically all of Israel leaves me totally cold
The only exception I know is the case
When I'm out on a quiet spree
And I walk down to Galilee
And I suddenly turn and see
Your fabulous face.

I get no kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?

Some get a kick from Romans.
I'm sure that if I was like Caiaphas
Then that job would get boring real soon
Yet I get a kick out of you.

I get a kick ev'rytime I see
You standing there before me.
I get a kick though I don't agree
You're king of all that's 'fore me
I get no kick like Pilate
Why does he crucify for a few rabble cries?
It's my idea of nothing to do,
Yet I get a kick out of you.

[JESUS OF NAZARETH]
(spoken)
When I said drink my blood, I didn't know you were a hemophiliac. 1
1 Hemophiliac: one who needs blood transfusions often because of the disease hemophilia.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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Royce Miller - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Sega, would you kindly explain what you mean by your last line? By the way, I didn't vote for this; don't know what you're saying.
Klaire - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, So tell me why should it be true That I get a kick out of you? Isn't that the real chorus? I thought you were supposed to change the words for parodies...
Sega - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Klaire, yeah, I just couldn't think of anything for that bit. It's hard trying to think up what Judas Iscariot would get a kick out of. And Royce... well, Jesus famously said that whole bit of "eat my body, drink my blodd" the blood was wine, and hemophilacs need blood, so basically Jesus is saying in a way that Judas is drunk off his arse.

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