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Song Parodies -> "She Hates Me"

Original Song Title:

"It Wasn't Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shaggy

Parody Song Title:

"She Hates Me"

Parody Written by:

Dylan G. (Silent Nature)

The Lyrics

(Yo man) Yo
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just hates me) You let her hate you?
(I don't know why it came like this) How, man?
(She didn't like me, you know?) Man
(I'm surely that I'm pretty much lost) Well, she hates you
(Alright)

Boy, she came in and she slapped me red-faced
Fighting with her and the girl next door
Picture this we were both stripping naked
Wrestling on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was running around
She never kept her hands off me

How you can grant the woman access to your home
Trespasser and a hater creeping upon, while ya alone
You better look around before smoking a dope, get stoned
Best for you and the situation not to call the cops
To be a true fighter, you have to know how to fake-play
If she say you're ugly, convince her say you're gay
Never admit truthfully cause she'll get ya on a lawsuit
And you tell her baby, no way!

But she punched me on the counter
(She hates me)
Got my head banging on the sofa
(She hates me)
Even tried to lock her in the shower
(She hates me)
She even hit me with a camera
(She hates me)
She left teeth marks on my shoulder
(She hates me)
Heard the insults that I told her
(She hates me)
Heard the grunting getting louder
(She hates me)
She fought until it was over

Boy, she came in and she slapped me red-faced
Fighting with her and the girl next door
Picture this we were both stripping naked
Wrestling on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was running around
She never kept her hands off me

I had tried to keep her away from me, don't find me
Why did she have to lie to me when I told her to like me
Make sure she thinks you hate her, too and lead her on
Da wouldn't be funny if you got all beat up and all
As funny as it be, but just don't get taped to the wall
Feelin' is believin' so you better rather wanna try to stall
You know she'll learn from her mistakes in the past
Hardly trying to cause some pain on her big fat ass
Your answer: just fool around, but if she got a gun
You know, you better run fast

But she punched me on the counter
(She hates me)
Got my head banging on the sofa
(She hates me)
Even tried to lock her in the shower
(She hates me)
She even hit me with a camera
(She hates me)
She left teeth marks on my shoulder
(She hates me)
Heard the insults that I told her
(She hates me)
Heard the grunting getting louder
(She hates me)
She fought until it was over

Boy, she came in and she slapped me red-faced
Fighting with her and the girl next door
Picture this we were both stripping naked
Wrestling on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was running around
She never kept her hands off me

Never will tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your whinin', It makes no sense at all
We shouldn't tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that you've won, but you surely have lost

Boy, she came in and she slapped me red-faced
Fighting with her and the girl next door
Picture this we were both stripping naked
Wrestling on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was running around
She never kept her hands off me

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