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Song Parodies -> "Do it with Ashton Kutcher"

Original Song Title:

"Do it with Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Andriods

Parody Song Title:

"Do it with Ashton Kutcher"

Parody Written by:

Blonde Babe

The Lyrics

For all non-Australian readers, The Andriods put out a song last year called Do it with Madonna. It was a huge hit in Oz readers and this is my little version of it.
You know Josh Hartnett's got the body.
He really is a giant spunk.
But when hes photographed in the morning.
He looks like he's really drunk.

Well, Eminem's cute and not a lady.
But he talks with attitude.
He's just to agro to be my baby.
But what I'd really like to do.

I'd rather do it with A. Kutcher.
He's what my man supposed to be.
O Ashton wont you do it with me.

Well Heath Ledger looks amazing.
I like his belly and his bum.
But the thing that's really freaky.
He looks exactly like his mum!

I'd rather do it with A. Kutcher (ooooooooh)
He's really is the man for me.
O Ashton wont yo do it with me.
i'd rather do it with A. Kutcher (yeah yeah yeah)
He's really got me on my knees.
The only guy I'd ever need.
O Ashton forget about Brittney.

I'd like to say something to Brittney
Ms Murphey, that boy of yours is mine
Ashton Kutcher is sooooo sexy
He's really really really fine

I'd rather do it with A. Kutcher
He's the best guy they'll ever be.
Soon we'll be the ones "Just Married"
O Ashton and Me
I'd rather do it with the A-man
Dudes, have you seen hs car lying around
well he's been looking for it.

O Ashton (to fade)
Copyright Lisa Colvin April 2003

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me - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
wot the hell do u c in ashton kutcher he is ssssooooooooooo ugli!!!!!!!!!!!

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