-> "Sprite Prowler"
Original Song Title:
"Night Prowler"
Parody Song Title:
"Sprite Prowler"
The Lyrics
Wendy's open till midnight
And there' a half eaten cherry pie
You hear a loud belch in the bathroom
You got to give that stuff a try
A bill comes from the waiter
He says they're closed for the night
You regret that coke you drank
And you wish you'd had a sprite
No one's gonna warn you
No body's gonna yell "caffeine!"
And you won't feel hyperness
Till you wake up from your dreams
I'm a sprite prowler, awake all the day
I'm a sprite prowler, drinks are what I spray
Look out for the sprite prowler
Up all the night
I'm a sprite prowler, never turn out my light
Too scared to dump my sprite out
Cause there's something that I need
It aint no bacon cheeseburger
Yeah, caffeine is all I feed
As I sit there bouncing
Like a rabbit on Prozac
Super fast animation
As I slip sprite in my sack
I'm a sprite prowler, awake all the day
I'm a sprite prowler, drinks are what I spray
Look out for the sprite prowler
Up all the night
I'm a sprite prowler, never turn out my light
I'm a sprite prowler, awake all the day
I'm a sprite prowler, drinks are what I spray
Look out for the sprite prowler
Up all the night
I'm a sprite prowler, never turn out my light
I'm a sprite prowler, taking back some more
I'm a sprite prowler, lying shaking on my floor
I'm a sprite prowler, a mess of soft drinks, yes I am
Sprite prowler, and I'm telling this to you
Cause there ain't no way,
Oh there ain't no way that I'll give my sprite to you!
(Spoken):Sprite-hog, booboo choochoo...
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