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Song Parodies -> "Candy"

Original Song Title:

"Mandy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Candy"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

i remember all my life
candy stores and five and dimes
whoofing down the sweets
hours by window
of the candy store
til the fudge rolled in
tomorrow was another day
divinity and milky ways
looking at my thighs
i see a memory
back in junior high
how fat you've made me
oh candy
i ate and i gained the grounds shaking
when i walk away
more candy
i go to the kitchen i'm baking
more candy
but i ate more today
oh candy

standing in the grocery line
can't walk past the candy isle
caught up in a world
i'lll try stair climbing
with brownies in my mind
i've decided
oh candy
i ate and gained and i hate it
i've sent you way
oh candy
you came and my body you've taken
i've had my last bite today
of candy

fudge is my dream
i face the morning
chocolate fantasy
the scales are moaning
oh candy
i ate and gained and i hate it
i've sent you way
oh candy
you came and my body you've taken
had my last bite today
of candy
i ate and gained and i hate it
i've sent you way
oh candy
you came and my body you've taken
had my last bite today
i don't need you

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