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Song Parodies -> "Want Your Dad"

Original Song Title:

"Want You Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Want Your Dad"

Parody Written by:

Caleb is Finkel

The Lyrics

If you could only read my mind
You would know that things between us ain't right
I know your arms are open wide, there's no pit hair either side
And you're so white

Your woman chest does
Not suit me best
Take it off sir, let me see

I want him, rolls and double chin
I want your dad
Man tits like Everest, hair over his chest
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad

If you could only read my mind
You'd know I've been wanting him so long
He's someone almost just like you
But he can buy me grog and smokes, so cum on

Crack open case time
Hair out of shirt is fine
Cum around now, and let me see

I want to roll him in the dirt
Rip off his VB shirt
I want your dad
Beergut and flabby knees
Drive me to school please
I want your dad

Don't get me wrong
Paedophilia's illegal and unclean
But nothing's wrong
I'm nearly 17
BLOW!

I want him, rolls and double chin
I want your dad
Beergut and flabby knees, drive me to school please
I want your dad
I'll clean it, it'll need it
I want your dad

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