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Song Parodies -> "Nature Calling"

Original Song Title:

"London Calling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Nature Calling"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Nature calling and the bowl aint around
My urine is scared, it wont come out
Nature calling to the urinal
Come out of ole' willie all you salt and water
Nature calling, now it cant be that much
All the water that I drank today has come out for once
Nature calling, see it come out and sting
then its ghoneria, not a nice thing

The ice is all coming, Im holdin' it in
It wont be expected, to freeze it within
urine stops running, its color is clear
have to piss somewhere, Ill piss in the river

Nature calling, to the john in my home
Forget the other, I can piss on my own
Nature calling in a show at the Met
Quit holding in, go use the room, Mens
Nature calling, its making me shout
Im in the shower, why not let it out
Nature calling, see it came out alright
but now the floors just a yellowy sight

The ice is all coming, Im holdin' it in
It wont be expected, to freeze it within
urine stops running, its color is clear
have to piss somewhere, Ill piss in the river

The ice is all coming, Im holdin' it in
It wont be expected, to freeze it within
urine stops running, its color is clear
have to piss somewhere, Ill piss in the river

The ice is all coming, Im holdin' it in
It wont be expected, to freeze it within
The pressure is buliding, Stained pants I fear
have to piss somewhere, Ill piss in the river

Now get this,
Nature calling, yeah piss I have to
And you know its needed, and so is your poo
Nature calling in a little while
After its out, you can finally smile

I never felt it was inside
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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