Song Parodies -> If I Had Some Mary Jane
| Original Song Title: | "If I Only Had Brain" |
| Original Performer: | Ray Bolger |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Had Some Mary Jane" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeremy H. |
1 in the morning and i'm bored
I could jump from big ole towers
Wishin for super powers
Go messing up my brain
Eyesight wouldn't be a-matchin'
While my body starts a-crashin'
If I had some Mary Jane
Make up words like oscarsniddle
My fingers I would twiddle
Pretend I am a plane
Then I'd go and do some drinkin
My conscience be a-shrinkin
If I had some Mary Jane
Oh I could never die
Oops just ran into a door
I should go sit down before I hit the floor
And once I sit, I'll smoke some more
I should get myself a muffin
But I got to keep on puffin
I think I've gone insane
Oh man that girl looks scary
Woops! That is my girlfriend Sherry
Guess i had to much Mary Jane
Wishin for super powers
Go messing up my brain
Eyesight wouldn't be a-matchin'
While my body starts a-crashin'
If I had some Mary Jane
Make up words like oscarsniddle
My fingers I would twiddle
Pretend I am a plane
Then I'd go and do some drinkin
My conscience be a-shrinkin
If I had some Mary Jane
Oh I could never die
Oops just ran into a door
I should go sit down before I hit the floor
And once I sit, I'll smoke some more
I should get myself a muffin
But I got to keep on puffin
I think I've gone insane
Oh man that girl looks scary
Woops! That is my girlfriend Sherry
Guess i had to much Mary Jane
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